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Old 04-01-2008, 03:47 PM
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So our guitar player has no job and his car is always broken down, so tonight when he shows up for practice he's going to find his stuff out on the front steps with a note telling him we found somebody more dependable. We're going to film it and everything. Oh man...
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Post in on youtube and link the video, please!!!
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yes for the love of god, this must go on youtube
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Old 04-01-2008, 03:51 PM
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Awesome. If you don't post it, I will personally curse at you via the internet, fear me!!
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Old 04-01-2008, 03:53 PM
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Oh don't worry, it's going on YouTube. I'll give you guys his Myspace addy too so you can tell him how funny it was...
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Old 04-01-2008, 04:39 PM
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It smells like a disaster in the making.
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Great Prank! Can't wait to see the video!!
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oh man, thats some harsh but way funny humor
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It smells like a disaster in the making.
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You guys won't be laughing if he gets offended and quits. Hope he has a good sense of humor.
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So what ended up happening?
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+1, I guess the guy went crazy and killed himself
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Or he ended up clubbing the band to death with his guitars or something.

Maybe the April Fools is that he CLAIMED he was going to do this in order to get our hopes up and then just completely bail and leave us to be fools wondering where he went. Well played.
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So what ended up happening?
I'm guessing the dude never even showed up for practice.
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Maybe his car broke down on the way to practice..

EDIT: Maybe he got a job!?
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Maybe this thread was started as an april joke on TBers, just to make them speculate what happened to that guitar player? maybe?=)
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Old 04-02-2008, 05:06 PM
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I'm guessing the dude never even showed up for practice.
Yeah he probably found a band that actually cared for him.
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