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Old 06-29-2009, 10:44 AM
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I saw this on tv last night and thought it was hilarious.

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Old 06-29-2009, 10:52 AM
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I thought this was gonna be the solo for a sec than this lmao
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Old 06-29-2009, 10:57 AM
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AWW... that's awful. Metalocalypse wins again with the stereotypes.

I must be the exception to the rule.
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Old 06-29-2009, 10:59 AM
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AWW... that's awful. Metalocalypse wins again with the stereotypes.

I must be the exception to the rule.
^ still talks with a hard lisp and has an awesome mustache
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:00 AM
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Don't you have some water bottles to put on stage?

HAhahaahaAH!!
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:07 AM
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^ still talks with a hard lisp and has an awesome mustache
No lisp, but I do have an awesome mustache.
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:09 AM
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HAHAHAHA

Ok, the first minute plus was boring, but the last 10 seconds was classic.
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:14 AM
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No lisp, but I do have an awesome mustache.
ok but please dont tell me you wear a vest though !?
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:16 AM
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THAT'S BRUTAL LOL i love it.
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:20 AM
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"Bass is the foundation of the band!" I'm sure everybody here has said that at least once. Be honest.
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:24 AM
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Err... You've reached this page because we are currently not allowed.... blah blah.

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Old 06-29-2009, 11:27 AM
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ok but please dont tell me you wear a vest though !?
Not since high school. I've come a long way from my former dorkiness, and have transitioned into the very different dorkiness of the metal bass player.
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"Why don't you make like a bass guitar and be inaudible."

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No go for Canada, is there another link anywhere?
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HAH I saw this and was wondering how long it would take for it to become a TB topic, hilarious!
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I love Metalocolypse but man the rip on bassists hard. The sad part is that the only reason it's funny is because it's true.
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The Yopo episode was funny as hell too...
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"Bass is the foundation of the band!" I'm sure everybody here has said that at least once. Be honest.
Nope. I haven't. I've never felt the need to justify myself to morons.

My response, in the very few occasions when more than an evil glare (I'm good at those, due to my menacing eyebrows) was more like "f*** you ***hole! I'll be as loud as I ****en want!"
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