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12-01-2009, 12:51 PM
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I played a gig not long after attending my first NAMM show. I was proudly sporting my newly aquired Bass Player magazine t-shirt, worn under a rather sporty leather jacket. After the show, the owner of the club came up to me with tears in his eyes, laughing. He pointed to my shirt, and observed that the jacked covered the 'B' and the 'P', making it read "Ass Layer."
*sigh*
I may even have a photo from that gig. If I find it, I'll post it here. |
12-01-2009, 01:12 PM
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I think that's in the Bible, or some other famous book.....  |
12-01-2009, 01:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2003 Location: Floral Park, NY | | | Funny, I did that to a teacher I work with ( that I don't particularly like) for shock value, once. End of the school year and I had a new copy of BP. The teacher asked what I was reading and I covered up the B and P with my hand and told her " its the newest issue of my gay porn magazine, why do you ask?" Needless to say she shut up pretty quickly. |
12-01-2009, 01:16 PM
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12-01-2009, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by lbcsrw I played a gig not long after attending my first NAMM show. I was proudly sporting my newly aquired Bass Player magazine t-shirt, worn under a rather sporty leather jacket. After the show, the owner of the club came up to me with tears in his eyes, laughing. He pointed to my shirt, and observed that the jacked covered the 'B' and the 'P', making it read "Ass Layer."
*sigh*
I may even have a photo from that gig. If I find it, I'll post it here. | Visualizing this, I don't see how the "P" would be covered up by your jacket? If your jacket covered the "P", wouldn't the whole word "Player" be covered?
Realistically, the "B" from Bass be covered by one side of your jacket and the "r" from Player be covered by the other side. So you'd have "ass Playe", which may be even funnier.
Good story anyways. |
12-01-2009, 01:38 PM
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12-01-2009, 01:46 PM
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12-01-2009, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Stumbo Visualizing this, I don't see how the "P" would be covered up by your jacket? If your jacket covered the "P", wouldn't the whole word "Player" be covered?
Realistically, the "B" from Bass be covered by one side of your jacket and the "r" from Player be covered by the other side. So you'd have "ass Playe", which may be even funnier.
Good story anyways. | Bass
Player
Both B and P can be covered |
12-01-2009, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by TechJunky Bass
Player
Both B and P can be covered | If its the BP magazine logo from he website, this is correct.
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12-03-2009, 12:24 AM
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This is taken from a poor angle, but I think you can get the idea: 
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