The Average American Bassist?

[Jazzdogg]

A recent study conducted by Harvard University found that the average American walks about 900 miles per year. Another study by the American Medical Association found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. This means that Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud to be an American

[Uncle Ernie]

Is that 22 gallons of pure alcohol or 22 gallons of alcoholic beverages? Probably the second, which means Americans are way more efficient!

[Joe Gress]

We are so efficient.

[MaHei]

Strangely, you will get less mileage the more you put in your tank.

[funkybassplayer]

I am going to the local sunday night jam session tonight. I plan on refueling then.