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Old 08-20-2009, 04:53 PM
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If you are awesome, you may join this club. You don't need to be awesome at bass, you just have to be awesome. Period. It can be at anything. If you can eat three cans of Spaghettios a day, consider yourself in; if you think pirates are better than ninjas, you're awesome; if you know what the "bees knees" are/is, join the club. Assign yourself a number because I'm too busy being awesome to do it myself. Dibs on 1 and 69 (awesome people can have multiple numbers).
All you have to do is give a reason you're awesome (or not, awesome people need not explain themselves), and give yourself a number.
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I am awesome cuz' I like to tell people how awesome I am!

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Old 08-20-2009, 05:09 PM
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I'm awesome cause I have a high midichlorian count and can make you believe I'm awesome.

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Old 08-20-2009, 05:18 PM
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Number, please

I got two new(to me, sort of )basses today, and they're both red. How awesome am I? I'll post awesome pics later on.

Edit: Ok, just read the numbering bit; I'll take #bacon, the most awesome of #s.
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Old 08-20-2009, 05:21 PM
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I am awesome because I am and people tell me so too. Also because I am one tough b***h.

I claim #333 cause it is an awesome # for awesome me!
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Old 08-20-2009, 05:22 PM
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I'm awsome just because!!!! (ya gotta problem wit dat?) I'll take awsome number 4, because there are three guys ahead of me....ain't I awsomely generous?
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Old 08-20-2009, 05:26 PM
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I'm awsome just because!!!! (ya gotta problem wit dat?) I'll take awsome number 4, because there are three guys ahead of me....ain't I awsomely generous?
You're awesome for making "awesome" into an adverb!

AWESOME!

Edit: I'd like to buy a vowel please.

I'll take an "E"!

Just add those up in there.
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Old 08-20-2009, 05:29 PM
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I wanna be in the awesome club!
I take number 10.
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Old 08-20-2009, 05:31 PM
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I can do almost any accent perfectly so I'm awesome! #100
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Old 08-20-2009, 05:37 PM
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I'm so awesome, I don't need an awesome club to be in.
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Old 08-20-2009, 05:47 PM
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I'll take #carrots.
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Old 08-20-2009, 05:51 PM
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I wasn't born, I was hatched. #33 for me!
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Old 08-20-2009, 06:27 PM
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What an awesome bunch of people.
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Old 08-20-2009, 06:30 PM
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Number 628.4potatoes; I invented low frequencies.
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Old 08-20-2009, 06:31 PM
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Where others use their powers for good, I use mine for awesome.
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Old 08-20-2009, 06:34 PM
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Old 08-20-2009, 06:39 PM
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These guys are awesome. You can't say "awesome" 6 times in under three minutes without knowing the true definition. (Honorable Mention goes to "Radical".)
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Old 08-20-2009, 06:45 PM
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I will have #Floofy.

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Old 08-20-2009, 07:33 PM
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I'll take #carrots.
You took my number, but I'm too awesome to complain too much about it. I'll take #3.1415926535897932384626433832795.
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Old 08-20-2009, 07:35 PM
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I'm also awesome because I'm in 6 clubs.
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