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04-12-2008, 11:53 AM
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Saw this - kinda liked it... 
I was walking down the street one day, when I saw this guy strangling a little kid.
'What's going on here?' I asked.
'I was playing bass in that club,' says the guy, 'and this little punk ran in and twisted one of my tuning pegs.'
'That's horrible,' I said, 'but it's no reason to brutalize him.'
The guy replied, 'Well, he won't tell me which one he messed with!'
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04-12-2008, 11:54 AM
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04-12-2008, 11:59 AM
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It's totally a guitard joke though. |
04-12-2008, 12:00 PM
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05-05-2008, 02:57 AM
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05-05-2008, 03:43 AM
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Originally Posted by lowendgenerator HAHAHAH Thats bad!
It's totally a guitard joke though. | What's with the guitarist hate? I like guitar
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05-05-2008, 04:05 AM
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05-05-2008, 04:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Fassa Albrecht What's with the guitarist hate? I like guitar | Oh yeah? Well guitar hates you!
I can totally see where that would be a better guitar joke than a bassist joke. A bassist would just check his rackmount or pedal tuner and tune back up.
A guitarist would just hit a few harmonics and re-tune until it was passable and finish the gig. Either that or beat the little bastard to death with his own arm.
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05-05-2008, 11:54 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Chester | | | What do you call 2 fretless bassists playing in unison?
a minor second.
Last edited by Oscar South : 05-05-2008 at 01:31 PM.
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05-05-2008, 01:17 PM
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05-05-2008, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by guitarrock24 I don't get it. | It means they're a full step off from each other (as in, one is playing an E while the other is playing a D). |
05-05-2008, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by hey It means they're a full step off from each other (as in, one is playing an E while the other is playing a D). | That'd be a major second.
I see how it might look like I meant an Am chord, I littleised the A. |
05-05-2008, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Oscar South What do you call 2 fretless bassists playing in unison?
a minor second. |  |
05-05-2008, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Oscar South What do you call 2 fretless bassists playing in unison?
a minor second. |
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05-05-2008, 04:29 PM
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What do you call 2 fretless bassists playing in unison?
a minor second.
| Thats pure gold...almost started laughing at work. |
05-06-2008, 10:50 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Memphis, TN | | My drummer and I used to hit each other with drummer and bassist jokes. Of course I can't remember any of the bassist jokes  . But here's an old classic:
Q. How can you tell when there's a drummer at your door?
A. He's knocking too fast.
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05-07-2008, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Jeff K My drummer and I used to hit each other with drummer and bassist jokes. Of course I can't remember any of the bassist jokes . But here's an old classic:
Q. How can you tell when there's a drummer at your door?
A. He's knocking too fast. | I always heard it as "The knocking gets faster and fster and he doesn't know when to come in."
Q: How can you tell when there is a guitarist at the door?
A: When he says "Pizza delivery."
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05-07-2008, 11:51 AM
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That's the right version of that drummer joke.
Couple more...
Q. What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
A. A genius
Q. What do you call a drummer who was just dumped by his girlfriend?
A. Homeless
Q. What do you call a bassist who was just dumped by his girlfriend?
A. A liar... bassists don't get girls
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05-07-2008, 11:58 AM
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A: When the drummer is drooling out of BOTH sides of his mouth. 
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05-07-2008, 12:03 PM
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