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Old 10-04-2010, 06:26 AM
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A baby seal walks into a club....

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yeah..that's the joke..

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Old 10-04-2010, 06:35 AM
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That was funny...I was laughing as I was clicking on the title...

I know , I know...all the animal rights people will be all over this.


(Was It a girl seal?)




c'mon..kidding....kidding.
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Old 10-04-2010, 06:35 AM
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Old 10-04-2010, 06:43 AM
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Two intelligent guitarists walk into a bar...


That also being a joke in its entirety.


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Old 10-04-2010, 06:45 AM
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Lol - U guys hear about the cannibal who crapped his wife out??

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Old 10-04-2010, 06:49 AM
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That's almost as bad as -

why was the Leapers' hockey game canceled?

There was a face off in the left corner!
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Old 10-04-2010, 06:51 AM
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Hahahah... This is heading south fast hee hee
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Old 10-04-2010, 06:57 AM
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Why did the chicken cro..BANG!


Don't worry guys he's dead. Introducing... the new OOZMAN!! Now with 13% less noobness.





All of what I just wrote is so lame.
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Old 10-04-2010, 07:10 AM
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Lol - Oozie - Tell Ponting I'll give him 50 sheep for a duck


Hee hee
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Old 10-04-2010, 07:11 AM
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Yep this is lame Lolol
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Old 10-04-2010, 07:24 AM
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Penguin walks in to a bar and the barman says "can i help you?" The penguin replies "i'm looking for my brother"
The barman replies " huh!.... what's he look like?"
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Old 10-04-2010, 07:37 AM
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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey, pal—why the long face?"
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Old 10-04-2010, 07:38 AM
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Ham sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says, "I'm sorry, sir. We don't serve food here."
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Old 10-04-2010, 07:42 AM
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Lol - ok ok....

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Old 10-04-2010, 07:49 AM
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Lol - Oozie - Tell Ponting I'll give him 50 sheep for a duck
LOL!

No duck from Punter today. But I don't mind a 4 runs in 4 balls at all
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Old 10-04-2010, 07:58 AM
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Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
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Old 10-04-2010, 08:17 AM
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No duck from Punter today. But I don't mind a 4 runs in 4 balls at all
Lol - for sure any single figure will do lol

Go India!!

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Old 10-04-2010, 08:20 AM
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Lol - for sure any single figure will do lol

Go India!!

Are you an Indian? Or just anti-Aussie? Too bad we're not going to make it, apparently.


I didn't know anyone apart from me followed cricket on TB. How 'bout having a cricket thread in OT?
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Old 10-04-2010, 08:20 AM
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A penguin had to take his car for engine repair.

The mechanic told the penguin to leave his car with him for about two hours, to find out whats wrong.

The penguin goes across the street to a grocery store, climbs into a freezer and ate vanilla ice cream and gets it all over his face.

When the two hours was up the penguin went back to the garage to find out what happened to his car.

When the penguin entered the garage, the mechanic looked at him and said, "Looks like you blew a seal."
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A woman goes into a bar and asks for a "double entendre". So the bartender gave her one.
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