|  | | 
12-29-2012, 08:18 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kraków, Polska | | | Bad bass finish ideas
Is it only a matter of time before somebody starts offering finishes like "goatburst" and "parsleyburst"?
__________________
youtube.com/krowochron - Krappy Klub #2, redneck bassist #7, I back a hot singerbabe #22, doubleneck #4, cool strap #16, country #64
|
12-29-2012, 08:22 AM
|  | Supporting Member | | | | "Snot-burst," I mean, antigua 
__________________ Quote:
Originally Posted by onosson  A pocket is just a groove in your pants! | Georgia Bassist #39
Praise and Worship Bassist #1016
Bassist with a beard #178
Check out my SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/bassistjoe93/be-yourself# |
12-29-2012, 09:21 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ottawa, ontario, canada | | | Hmmm , goatburst , sounds ideal for those chilli-fest gigs.
And if your batteries run out use a potato. |
12-29-2012, 12:33 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Ventura, California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by fraublugher Hmmm , goatburst , sounds ideal for those chilli-fest gigs.
And if your batteries run out use a potato. | How about a chili finish? It's probably only good for about a day before it'll start rotting, and there's problems with ants, but it'd be cool for a day. |
12-29-2012, 01:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brookfield, CT | | | Cheese
Drywall paste
Fiberglass insulation
Ben-Gay
Lipstick
__________________ Quote:
Originally Posted by Bassist4Eris My reggae skills are rudimentary enough that I just play whatever the original guy played. :) | |
12-29-2012, 06:10 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Columbia, SC | | | Poopburst.
Comes in 'Montezuma's Revenge', 'Bad Chinese Buffet', and 'Dare You to Eat THIS from the Back of the Fridge'?
__________________
Dingwall ABZ5 + Circle K Strings + Yamaha BBT500H + Bass Big Muff + Low Down Sound 3-way 1x12"
|
12-29-2012, 06:17 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: glasgow (on the 16 bus) | | | "the dutch edam cheese i left in the broken fridge during that summer where it was really really really hot and forgot about it till 2 years later...... burst"
__________________ Quote: |
I, for one, welcome our new Janky overlord. All hail, Mcsleazy!
| Quote:
Originally Posted by kraigo McSleazy for the win!.KO | |
12-29-2012, 06:53 PM
| | | | mom's Lasagna burst (morning after) |
12-29-2012, 06:55 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Takoma Park, MD (DC) | | | Edward Cullen sparkle |
12-29-2012, 08:36 PM
|  | Yankee Carpetbagger Plunkin' Roots And Fifths.... | | Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Central Massachusetts | | | Worst bass finish I can imagine;
POR-15. That satin black textured black stuff used to paint on truck bed liners and cover up rust on vehicles.
__________________
Jerry A.K.A. "Thumper"
Schecter Bass Club Member #290
Owner Of A "Basswave" Carvin SB5000
Country Bassist Club #1
Mediocre Bassist Club Member #788
Carvin MB Combo Club Member #3 |
12-29-2012, 08:46 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Detroit | | Quote: |
Originally Posted by BayStateBass Worst bass finish I can imagine;
POR-15. That satin black textured black stuff used to paint on truck bed liners and cover up rust on vehicles. | I was going to say Herculiner, but I think that's kinda what you're talking about.
__________________
"Loneliness is a power that we possess to give or take away forever" - Yes
|
12-29-2012, 10:33 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brookfield, CT | | | Bent rusty nails
Barbed wire
Halfway pulled-out box staples
Razor blades
Hot soldering iron tips
Broken glass
__________________ Quote:
Originally Posted by Bassist4Eris My reggae skills are rudimentary enough that I just play whatever the original guy played. :) | |
12-29-2012, 10:40 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: North Lincolnshire | | | Beige-burst
__________________
youtube.com/user/colinsaurus
TBOTNN #K-9WOOF
|
12-30-2012, 03:41 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kraków, Polska | | Quote:
Originally Posted by BayStateBass Worst bass finish I can imagine;
POR-15. That satin black textured black stuff used to paint on truck bed liners and cover up rust on vehicles. | Ha. I actually have a bedliner-pained bass. It's a pointy doubleneck, so it definitely has the "best bass for redneck metal" look. If only I played metal...
__________________
youtube.com/krowochron - Krappy Klub #2, redneck bassist #7, I back a hot singerbabe #22, doubleneck #4, cool strap #16, country #64
|
12-30-2012, 03:47 AM
| | | | Tamponburst. |
12-30-2012, 11:43 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Ventura, California | | | I once put a finish on a bass that was a porthole to an alternate dimension. That dimension was much more evil then this one, so they'd just reach through and keep stealing my picks. It sucked because I was in an oldies band that required alot of pick work, and I could never find any...
Also, if you didn't hold the bass right, part of your right arm would go into the other evil dimension pick stealers also liked to bite, and not in a fun, sexy way! Sucked. I really don't recommend inter-dimensional portholes as a finish for bass guitars. |
12-30-2012, 11:45 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Ventura, California | | | Oh, also, my Nuclear Power Plant Toxic Waste finish on a cheap Ibanez bass was a BAD idea. I got skin cancer on my right arm within a month! |
12-30-2012, 11:51 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Elk River, MN. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by BayStateBass Worst bass finish I can imagine;
POR-15. That satin black textured black stuff used to paint on truck bed liners and cover up rust on vehicles. | I have a EBMM US SUB4 with that kind of finish.
It may not be the prettiest but it is the most durable and it never gets fingerprints all over it. With the old 2 band pre in it it sounds better then the fancy Ray's with the three band.
__________________
It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
|
12-30-2012, 12:02 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Northern Wisconsin | | Quote:
Originally Posted by dmusic148 Bent rusty nails
Barbed wire
Halfway pulled-out box staples
Razor blades
Hot soldering iron tips
Broken glass | Yes, this the best bass for Metal... 
__________________
Club -no clubs yet
|
12-31-2012, 08:10 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: OBX | | | Metallic Twilight-burst
__________________
Fender Jazz Bass #511 | Acoustic Amp #245
| | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
Posting Rules
| You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off | | | |
