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Old 01-07-2013, 04:23 PM
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Butt cheese and onions.
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Old 01-07-2013, 04:26 PM
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I've got a project bass I'm working on (Rouge 4 string turning into 5 string) that i payed 0 dollars for and that I give 0 s**ts about. Best idea here gets immortalized onto my project. So far I kinda like the mold idea. plus it would be super easy to do, my basement is super moldy.
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Butt cheese and onions.
No pics, no b'cheese.
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Old 01-07-2013, 04:35 PM
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Disregarding most biologicals that can decompose i have the following:

Fiberglass insulation
Rhino liner
Bent rusty nails
Barbed wire
Razor blades
Broken glass
Tamponburst.
Nuclear Waste
Pepto-swirl pink.
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Old 01-07-2013, 04:53 PM
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Disregarding most biologicals that can decompose relic i have the following:

Fiberglass insulation
Rhino liner
Bent rusty nails
Barbed wire
Razor blades
Broken glass
Tamponburst.
Nuclear Waste
Pepto-swirl pink.
Fixed it for you.
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Old 01-08-2013, 02:09 PM
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Old 01-08-2013, 02:28 PM
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Disregarding most biologicals that can decompose i have the following:

Fiberglass insulation
Rhino liner
Bent rusty nails
Barbed wire
Razor blades
Broken glass
Tamponburst.
Nuclear Waste
Pepto-swirl pink.
If you can rout some shallow channels in the body, you can bury barbed wire in them sort of like this:



No risk of poking yourself, but it would look awesome.
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Old 01-08-2013, 04:11 PM
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If you can rout some shallow channels in the body, you can bury barbed wire in them sort of like this:



No risk of poking yourself, but it would look awesome.

That was the plan if barbed wire was the winner.
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Old 01-10-2013, 03:22 AM
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