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12-07-2008, 11:32 PM
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A Bad Bassist will always blame his rig.....
A Good Bassist will always blame his drummer!
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12-07-2008, 11:48 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ventura County, CA | | A bad bassist will play a wrong note...
A good bassist will play in the key of "chromatic". 
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12-08-2008, 12:11 AM
|  | Total Hyper-Elite Member | | Join Date: May 2000 Location: Groom Lake, NV | | | A bad bassist will play a clam.
A good bassist will play a jazz note.
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12-08-2008, 06:49 AM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | | A bad bassist hits a sour note.
A good bassist has a different interpretation.
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Originally Posted by hover He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger.... | | 
12-08-2008, 08:36 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Seattle | | | A bad bassist hits a wrong note
A good bassist slides it up a half-step. | 
12-08-2008, 08:43 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Nashville | | Quote:
Originally Posted by mambo4 A bad bassist hits a wrong note
A good bassist slides it up a half-step. |
There ya go... brilliant.
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12-08-2008, 09:20 AM
| | | A bad bassist plays way too loud for the room/stage/engineer/universe with his new V24-UltraMegaLoudAmps rig, making his band sound like complete s***
A good bassist has a total understanding of his role in a band and sets his stage volume to help everyone sound great. 
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12-08-2008, 09:21 AM
| | | | A bad bassist rates himself in notes per second
A good bassist rates himself in notes per album
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12-08-2008, 09:28 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Providence, Rhode Island | | | A bad bassist spends too much time on TalkBass.
A good bassist knows when to practice.
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12-08-2008, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Lichtaffen A bad bassist spends too much time on TalkBass.
A good bassist knows when to practice. | : (
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Originally Posted by fenderphil +1. you never want to 'trade-down'. Its like cheating on your wife or girlfriend with an ugly chick, lol | | 
12-08-2008, 10:14 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Providence, Rhode Island | | | Let me refresh that last statement:
A bad employee spends too much time on internet bass forums.
A good employee spends his time more productively at work.
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12-08-2008, 10:20 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Washington State | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Lichtaffen Let me refresh that last statement:
A bad employee spends too much time on internet bass forums.
A good employee spends his time more productively at work. | LOL Guilty right now | 
12-08-2008, 10:29 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Newark, NJ | | Quote:
A bad employee spends too much time on internet bass forums.
A good employee spends his time more productively at work.
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A bad bassist uses distortion and effects to cover up his deficiencies.
A good bassist uses distortion and effects to enhance his strengths. | 
12-08-2008, 10:50 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Studio City, CA | | | A bad bassist knows a single style or imitates a bass player exclusively.
A good bassist knows when to imitate and when to innovate.
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12-08-2008, 08:58 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Boise, ID USA | | | A bad bassist makes himself sound good.
A good bassist makes the band sound good.
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12-08-2008, 11:43 PM
|  | Groovin' Eskrimador Lark in the Morning Instructional Videos; Audix Microphones | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Santa Cruz Mtns, California | | | A bad bassist fills the room with sound.
A good bassist fills the floor with shaking booties.
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12-09-2008, 12:02 AM
|  | America's Favorite Hot Dog! | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CHI/NWI | | Quote:
Originally Posted by NWF Bassist A Bad Bassist will always blame his rig.....
A Good Bassist will always blame his drummer! | OOOH I'm telling!
A bad bassist does choreographed rock moves from the 80s.
A good bassist bleeds on stage between epileptic fits.
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12-09-2008, 12:13 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ottawa and its Environs. | | | A Bad bassist drives the singer to dance better
A Good bassist drives the crowd to dance better | 
12-09-2008, 06:19 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Athens/Greece | | | A BAD bassist plays a 1000000 notes in front of 5 people
A GOOD bassist plays 5 notes in front of 1000000 people
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12-09-2008, 06:22 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College Station, Texas | | Quote:
Originally Posted by 51m0n A bad bassist rates himself in notes per second
A good bassist rates himself in notes per album | lol. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | |
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