A Bad Joke

[AdamR]

Originally Posted by mattbass6945

did you hear the one about the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants?
he said, "arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
i'm hear all week, try the veal.......

No, No, No

A pirate walks in to a bar with a wip wheel on his crotch, Bartender says, Why do you have a whip wheel on your crotch ? The Pirate says, Arrrr its drivin me nuts,

[bassteban]

I think I get it- but what's a *wip wheel*?

[mattbass6945]

i tell him like i hear em' adam!
i stand corrected......

[disp]

What are the two sexiest farm animals?

Brown chicken, brown cow.

[mjac28]

All of these jokes were horrible folks just horrible

[ma4rk]

I flew into the gig, boy are my arms tired.

*cough*

[mattbass6945]

we have a winner!

[Renaissance]

What's brown and green and if it fell on you out of a tree, would kill you?


A pool table.

My favorite joke.

[klejst]

As the great Jim Carrey once said in the movie Dumb and Dumber "boy this party really died."

[stepswork4me]

Ladies, I could care less but my crotch really wants to buy you a drink. Do not.. I repeat.. Do not let him. He'll never call you.

[thedudebrah]

Originally Posted by Ender_rpm

Our next song... Have any of you been really screwed over in relationships?

*cheers, hoots etc*

Great, because this song is not about that.

1234!!!

I saw a band years ago called The Offenders and before each song they'd say "do you guys like Agnostic Front?! *cheers* Well this isn't by them!"

[Basstreble]

One my favorites is like this: I'd like to tell you all a little about my background. *then you turn around and start describing everything behind you.*

[Depth_Charge]

About to start playing "Like A Virgin" at a corporate function and the guitarist says "This is a Madonna song. I don't think there are any of you here. Hit it!!"

[two fingers]

Originally Posted by Kmonk

Since I live in the Boston area where apparently people think Tom Brady is God, the joke I use is:

Peyton and Eli Manning walk into a bar..........................................To watch the playoffs

Now THAT'S FUNNY!

[funkinbottom]

I often wonder "why is that Frisby getting bigger"?????????? Then it hits me.

[slawie]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "hey why the long face?"

[Jolagh]

Whats the hardest thing about eating a vegetable?
((the wheelchair))

[dmusic148]

What do you name a girl with one leg?


Eileen.


Ba-dum-pshhhh.

[walterw]

"don't forget to tip your waitress, she's pregnant, hooked on drugs, and needs the money!

...Ok i'm kidding, she's not pregnant."

[aerodyne1]

what is a pirates favorite letter? rrrrrr no its the c