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Old 07-19-2005, 02:35 PM
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The only possible bad thing a breast can be is ....a male breast.
Man tits only slightly worse. You didn't need to see/be there...trust me.
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Old 07-19-2005, 10:09 PM
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The only possible bad thing a breast can be is ....a male breast.
They are called man boobies. And no, they are not an autographing location by any means.
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Old 07-19-2005, 11:41 PM
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wise words from "drunk dude at gig": there are no ugly chicks ...just not enough alcohol.
I like that one, but another goody "dude your drinkin already"

"yeah man its 5 o'clock somewhere"


I like to refure to man boobs as chesticles
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Old 07-20-2005, 02:22 AM
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They are called man boobies. And no, they are not an autographing location by any means.
They are also called 'moobs' and I am glad to have NEVER been asked to autograph any.
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Moobs is a fantastic term.
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Old 07-20-2005, 08:57 AM
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Moobs is a fantastic term.
Man, I was just about to say 'I like moobs!' to refer to the term and not what it represents, but I can see everybody flaming me for that!

TO CLARIFY, I DO NOT LIKE MOOBS!
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I had my boob signed by Tre Cool, the drummer from Green Day, Nothing gross I was fully clothed with a low cut top on, I just let him sign my cleavage then I got a kiss on the mouth (eww)

I think you would have to be a major slut to actually take your top off and show all your bare breasts.

But cleavage signing is enjoyable for both parties
Ghandi often went topless.
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Old 07-20-2005, 12:37 PM
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I would sign Ghandi's moob.
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Old 07-20-2005, 02:06 PM
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Moobs is a fantastic term.
...I've always called 'em "manmaries"...

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Old 07-23-2005, 12:05 AM
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Ghandi often went topless.
Well, then he was a total slut.
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