Go Back   TalkBass Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
Register Rules/FAQ/CUP Members List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG] Bass jokes, musician jokes, gigs gone wrong...


Supporting Membership
Thank You

Latest Supporting Member
Donate to Upgrade Today

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
  #1  
Old 04-19-2007, 03:18 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: PA
Send a message via AIM to Blavelle
a band asked me to join

Sign in to disble this ad
so I've been playing some "high profile" shows and have been getting my name out there. I've since joined two alt rock bands that have been loads of fun so when this guy asked me to try out for his band I said "sure! do you have any music already?" he sent me this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqYJvCOsSjQ I almost died of laughter
__________________
"we are not playing a jazz odessy infront of a festival crowd!"
  #2  
Old 04-19-2007, 03:25 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Wisconsin
So did you say yes?
__________________
Tom's Gear: Sadowsky UV70 Jazz, Custom Short Scale Geddy, SVT-Classic, SVT-115HE, and SVT-210HE.
  #3  
Old 04-19-2007, 03:27 PM
ldervish's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Johnson City, TN
Supporting Member
Yeah, that's pretty bad...
  #4  
Old 04-19-2007, 03:28 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Manchester, UK.
Oh my word....

That is awful. The singer needs to have a word with himself.
__________________
A dog is for life, not just for Friday nights.
  #5  
Old 04-19-2007, 03:31 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Maplewood,Minnesota
You know, I played a battle of the bands about 2 months ago, and I wouldn't be suprised if these chumps played...

The sad part is that most kid's bands these days are that.


And butt crack. no.
__________________
My sweet band...
www.myspace.com/streetwiseprofessors
  #6  
Old 04-19-2007, 03:36 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Finland
i liked the lyrics : "whee whee, whee whee"

they do need some bass though!
  #7  
Old 04-19-2007, 05:09 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Louisville Ky
Send a message via AIM to cash87
HHahahHAHaHA wow that is funny
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skel View Post
We're all flunking and most of us are stoned...begging Jive1 and maybe Dis to copy off their papers during tests.....and REALLY having fun.
  #8  
Old 04-19-2007, 05:22 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
The guitar player leaning against the wall, from what little of his face I could see, reminded me of the Geico caveman.

Crappy garage band scream metal - So easy a caveman could do it!
  #9  
Old 04-19-2007, 05:28 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Urbana, IL
Send a message via ICQ to Trevorus Send a message via AIM to Trevorus Send a message via MSN to Trevorus Send a message via Yahoo to Trevorus
When things make noise like that, we usually put them out of OUR misery...

That was awful. I can't imagine that someone would post that on youtube, and not think to listen to it after recording it...
__________________
βΘИΞКЯŲŜĦÏИĞ® certified. No. 7
"I keep a gun in the book you gave me; Hallelujah, lock and load!"
  #10  
Old 04-19-2007, 05:34 PM
floppy b strings
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Bronx, NY
Send a message via AIM to SuperSnake2012
Quote:
Originally Posted by anesthetist View Post
i liked the lyrics : "whee whee, whee whee"
That's hilarious I couldn't hear anything except the screaming and the drums Probably for the better
__________________
'78 Rickenbacker 4001, '05 Fender J, G&L L-2500, GK 1001-RBII, Avatar B410 NEO
Black 'n' Maple Club - #002, 5 String Club - #158
  #11  
Old 04-19-2007, 05:34 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Fort Atkinson, WI
Send a message via ICQ to invader3k Send a message via AIM to invader3k
Both guitarists looked bored out of their minds, too.
__________________
Wisconsin Bassist Club Member #31. Fender Am-Stand P, Fender Am-Deluxe Fretless J, Music Man Bongo 4 HH.
  #12  
Old 04-19-2007, 05:36 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Send a message via ICQ to Vlasco Send a message via AIM to Vlasco Send a message via MSN to Vlasco Send a message via Skype™ to Vlasco
They probably did listen to it before posting. the sad part is that they thought it was ace.
__________________
Never argue with a fool, others might not be able to tell the difference.
Rickenbacker club #90
  #13  
Old 04-19-2007, 05:36 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Portland, Oregon
28 seconds of my life that I will never get back. LMAO
__________________
Fender MIA #79 & MIM #43
Geddy Lee Jazz Club #17
Gallien-Krueger Club #100
Yamaha Club #245
  #14  
Old 04-19-2007, 05:40 PM
jazzbo58's Avatar
Bassist for The Patrick Godbey Band
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: New Orleans, LA USA
Supporting Member
Mercy!!!! That was sad.

Cheers,
Jim
__________________
http://www.sonicbids.com/patrickgodbey
Schroeder #35
Modulus Mob #7
P-Bass #30
Fender Jazz Bass #106
Med Scale #22
Acoustic #62
Telecaster Bass #19
Genz Benz #223
Club Valenti #3
  #15  
Old 04-19-2007, 06:04 PM
IconBasser's Avatar
is, against all odds, still a scuba viking.
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Alta Loma, California
Send a message via MSN to IconBasser
Supporting Member
man, the fatty sounded like his colon was exploding!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Cheese View Post
It is never the duty of the oppressed to make a bigot feel comfortable.
  #16  
Old 04-19-2007, 06:06 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Oliphant Ontario Canada
never knew you have to have a band to hollar for pigs...
__________________
Some Gear: Washburn AB10: Boss ME20B: Ex has the rest :(
  #17  
Old 04-19-2007, 06:12 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Santa Cruz, CA
Send a message via AIM to SundanceChile
Quote:
Originally Posted by thumbplucker View Post
never knew you have to have a band to hollar for pigs...
My ears! My beloved ears! What did I do to deserve that? Why God why?!?!?!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by IconBasser View Post
if it acts up, try cutting its arm off with a lightsaber. I heard this works.
  #18  
Old 04-19-2007, 06:19 PM
roger winkler's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Wynne, Arkansas
Supporting Member
UH......pardon me while I go PUKE MY GUTS OUT.
__________________
Well, I gotta tell ya. "I was just beside myself, and ya know what? I looked pretty good".
  #19  
Old 04-19-2007, 06:30 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Ventura County
Send a message via AIM to AlphaMale
Um.. I like hardcore music and death metal and ****. But that Singer is just horrible the band itself isn't actually that bad and the drummer is pretty good.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by beyondhairy View Post
next chick who asks me to take her to starbucks is unzipping her pants first
  #20  
Old 04-19-2007, 06:34 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cumming Georgia(yes its real)
Yeah, they won't keep that drummer for long, he'll be picked up by someone soon
__________________
"I hate being told it is pronounced Epiphone when I tell people I own Epifani cabs"
Warwick Club Member #12
'03 Warwick Bleach Blonde
Thunderfunk 550B
Epifani UL112 x 2
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off

Follow TalkBass on Twitter   Visit TalkBass on Facebook  

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 01:39 AM.




Copyright 2011 Talk Music Group Inc. All rights reserved.
Play guitar? Visit our new sister site TalkGuitar.com [beta]
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.12
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.