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Old 09-19-2008, 04:48 PM
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Old 09-19-2008, 04:52 PM
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Nice... only thing is, the guitard's pedal board is a few boxes shy...

Oh yeah and they're missing #17 - "Has-been local legend who is desperately hoping for an invitation to sit-in." That's who I thought #3 was at first.

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LOL I especially liked #16, a guy who actually came to see the band has a very hard time doing so! LOL
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Hilarious!
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Old 09-20-2008, 07:15 AM
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And where are #18 overworked bartender/waitstaff and #19 fault-finding club manager?
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Old 09-22-2008, 11:38 PM
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LOL I especially liked #16, a guy who actually came to see the band has a very hard time doing so! LOL
It's like me at a Rush show!
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Old 09-22-2008, 11:47 PM
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And #20 The Drunk who tries to get up on stage to sing one with the band.
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Old 09-23-2008, 11:19 AM
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Without reading the description, I would have pegged #6 as "Jealous, gig-less, local band of haters who only shows up to reassure each other how much better they are than whomever is onstage."
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#19 Drunken idiot who is dancing in a way that has nothing to do with the music on stage.
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Old 09-23-2008, 01:22 PM
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Where's #20? Mr. Freebird
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#19 Drunken idiot who is dancing in a way that has nothing to do with the music on stage.
There aren't enough numbers to count all of these people.

One of my greatest pleasures as a performer has been watching people dance and trying to figure out what the hell they're actually dancing too.

Hippie dancing is the best.

1) Throw hands in air
2) Gyrate to random rhythm
3) Make local non hippies gag
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