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Old 09-14-2011, 04:37 PM
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What has nine arms and sucks?


Def Leppard.

Any of you joksters have any band jokes?
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Old 09-14-2011, 04:45 PM
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Huhuhuhuh. He said suck. Huhuhuhuh.
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Old 09-14-2011, 04:56 PM
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Supposedly, when John Lennon was asked if he thought Ringo was the best drummer in the world, he just laughed and said "Mate, Ringo isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles."
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