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Old 05-07-2011, 08:56 AM
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Which band member is most likely to make out with an ugly chick back stage?

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Singer, Guitarist, Drummer, Keys, Bassist or other?
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I'm thinking the most intoxicated one.
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Not the bassist, they've got more women to pick from.
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Old 05-07-2011, 09:09 AM
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my guitarist, I think that guy would bump uglies with just about anything...
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I'd say the or the drummer. Most guitarists I meet seem to be p-whipped and mortally afraid of their girlfriends. Singers tend be too vain to pick up an ugly chick. I don't know about other bassists, but I always imagine that groupies have a bunch of
STDs that they're willing to share, so it's my policy to look but not touch.
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In my band? Singer. The guy goes for anything with girl parts.
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Old 05-07-2011, 10:23 AM
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All of them..

They'll make out with the pretty chicks in public.

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Old 05-07-2011, 10:33 AM
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In my band it is definitely the singer haha
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Old 05-07-2011, 10:36 AM
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Guitarist is in a relationship, drummer is a combination of picky/cynical, I'm up for whatever and often drunk.

So, bassist.
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that would be me.
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I'd think either the singer or the drummer.

Depends on the genre, age group, location, race, appearance, and many other factors, though.
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In my band probably the guitarist.
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"That Guy"

BTW, who let her backstage?

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Old 05-09-2011, 12:34 AM
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My singer and drummer are both girls, and the guitarist has a girl.... So that pretty much leaves me.... Although I wouldnt be surprised if it was our drummer doing it
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my guitarist, I think that guy would bump uglies with just about anything...
my ex guitarist would do the same and then he would tell me about it I ended up leaving the band because I didnt want to hear the story of how he got syphillus for the hundredth time.
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