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Old 08-05-2008, 11:16 AM
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**WARNING** - Extreme Generalization about band members may occur. If offended by musician jokes, don't read.


The Bassists are the people in grill. These are the ones that are down to earth.

The Guitarists are the managers. These are the ones that dream of raising to glory and being extremely professional.

The Singers are the cashiers. These people are generally the frontman and tend to talk to everyone.

The Drummers are the slackers. These are the people that tend to stand outside all day during a smoke break.

Last edited by Araillac : 08-06-2008 at 03:57 PM.
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