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Old 10-06-2010, 09:16 AM
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what the **** is rage against the machine?
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Old 10-06-2010, 09:22 AM
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I used to be in a bar band--I think we have all had this conversation after every gig!
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Old 10-06-2010, 09:23 AM
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LMAO!!!!!!! been there and heard the same sh!t....
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True That!

Yup...have seen her before!!
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When some moron yells out "FREEBIRD!!!"" We all stop, and raise our middle fingers in salute and tell him, "here's your free bird!"
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Old 10-06-2010, 10:45 AM
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When some moron yells out "FREEBIRD!!!"" We all stop, and raise our middle fingers in salute and tell him, "here's your free bird!"
Thats only slightly more original than playing the damn song

...and I am always that guy, usually while the band is setting up. I think its like chicken pox for the band, better to get it out of the way early.
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