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Old 08-05-2009, 02:01 PM
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I called one of my guitarist a guitard the other day and he snapped back by asking me if I would rather be called a Bas(s)tard or Bass Guitard

Damn, I should have kept my mouth shut
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Bas(s)tard for me...LOL
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Basstard.
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Old 08-05-2009, 02:05 PM
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I would have to go with Basstard
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Old 08-05-2009, 02:07 PM
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Damn guitar players anyway. They just can't take a joke.
To get back at him just refuse to pay his rent next month! Or his car payment or whatever he is into you for. Or take away the guitar the band bought for him because he had to hock his last week. Ha-ha-ha....

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Basstard.
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Old 08-05-2009, 02:15 PM
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I prefer Basstard...although have never been called any derogatory Bass associated name...
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Old 08-05-2009, 02:21 PM
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This is what my gweetard calls me. It's all in fun(he thinks ).
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Old 08-05-2009, 02:24 PM
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basstard bastard and bass's go together very nicley in rock n roll just look at lemmy's rickenbastard
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This is what my gweetard calls me. It's all in fun(he thinks ).
same here. just terms of endearment.
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I would like to be called a Basstard
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