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Old 07-22-2011, 11:23 AM
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Basplrs are good spellors...

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Here is a tred to leyt alyouz gys sho bod spellors tht yeu hav sawen positing on these tak bas frums...

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Old 07-22-2011, 11:26 AM
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lett teh trane rekz bygin...
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Old 07-22-2011, 11:28 AM
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From the dude's profile linked in the CL Bass player thread:

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I AM A WILD BASS PLAYER I BEEN AROUND ! ! MY STAGE NAME IS ! JJMUGSTER ! I PLAYED EVERYWHERE IN THE CHICAGO LAND AREA .IF I NTERESTED E-MAIL ME DIRECT JJMUGSTER@JUNO.COM OR 1 773 307-4615

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BLACK SABATH DEEP PURPLE ZZ TOP GRAND FUNK HENDRIX S R V RUSH BB KING FRANK MARINO CREAM LED ZEPPLIN PINK FLOYD JEFF BECK STONES BEATLES IRON MAIDEN EVERYTHING AND ANYTHINGS HAS INFLUENCES ME OLD AND NEW SLOW AND FAST HEAVY AND LIGHT AND SO ON ECT !!!!!!!!!!

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I USE TWO GIBSON BASSES A EB-3 GIBSON EB-O FENDER P-BASS OR J BASS OR MABE TWO BOTTOMS WITH 18" & OR TWO BOTTOMS WITH 15" SPEAKERS STACKS WITH TWO HEADS .POWER ,CLEAN BASS POWER . OR ETHER BACK UP POWER IF YOUR ONE HEAD BURNS OUT YOU HAVE ANOTHER ."
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Old 07-22-2011, 11:29 AM
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Huked on fonix werks 4 me!
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Old 07-22-2011, 11:29 AM
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Ock mi hed hertz ollreddy
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Old 07-22-2011, 11:32 AM
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mfolsdf mqf pqp LSD.
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Old 07-22-2011, 11:37 AM
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Welcome to Talkbass-Leave your dyslexia at the door.

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Old 07-22-2011, 11:46 AM
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Old 07-22-2011, 11:48 AM
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Basplrs are good spellors...


know thay rnt
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Old 07-22-2011, 11:49 AM
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Well, u kan't hav "dumba$$" w/o "bass".....

But can u imigyn wut goez on in teh drummer forems??

Prob jus allott of grunting.......
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Old 07-22-2011, 11:53 AM
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ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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I saw a post on a music store bulletin board once for players in a "Heave Meatle" band. I had this image of someone vomiting bad meat for days. (heave meat)
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Old 07-22-2011, 03:51 PM
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Iz ther going teh be a club r sumpthin? Whooz given out numberz?
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Old 07-22-2011, 08:34 PM
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Iz ther going teh be a club r sumpthin? Whooz given out numberz?
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Old 07-22-2011, 08:45 PM
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On a slightly related note:

‪YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS #2‬‏ - YouTube
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Old 07-22-2011, 11:28 PM
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You, sir, win the internet. The whole internet. I wonder if anyone else gets the reference.
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Old 07-23-2011, 06:22 AM
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You, sir, win the internet. The whole internet. I wonder if anyone else gets the reference.
pleez 'splain fur uz n-smrt ppl.

If my English teaching mother were here she would find the nearest blunt object and beat me profusely for that.
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