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Old 09-13-2011, 09:56 AM
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I hope this hasn't been done here, wasn't sure how to search it. I'd like to suggest a game, y'all might like it, we seem to have quite a few photographers here.

I'm on a Ford Mustang forum, and we have a fun game where you take pictures of your Mustang with a variety of objects...for example, somebody will post "Mustang with Oldsmobile" and the next person will post a photo of their car parked next to an Olds. Then that person will choose the next subject, like "Mustang with water fountain", and someone will post a pic of their car next to a park fountain. (Sometimes it's challenging..."Mustang next to two police cars and you have not been pulled over!")

So if we do that with basses? I'm sure most of y'all travel around with at least one. If someone posted, "Bass with Small Dog" you could take a picture of your bass with a plush dog sitting on it, or your pet Chihuahua next to it...or "Bass at the library!" and a photo of your bass next to the Public Library sign, or leaning against a bookshelf....you get the idea.

Be creative and silly with your suggestions, but obviously keep it within reason.

OK...I'll go first....

Somebody post a pic of a bass with mailbox!
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Old 09-13-2011, 10:35 AM
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Bass with boobs.
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Old 09-13-2011, 10:37 AM
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to TF Ghost : Bass with boobs.

Where are the pictures ???
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Old 09-13-2011, 10:55 AM
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to TF Ghost : Bass with boobs.

Where are the pictures ???
The OP said "make a suggestion and be creative". I could post a picture of my bass with some moobs, but I don't think anyone wants to see that...
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Old 09-13-2011, 11:20 AM
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post a picture of my bass with some moobs




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My cat breath smelling a cat's odor is eating.
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He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger....
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Old 09-13-2011, 11:31 AM
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Old 09-13-2011, 11:32 AM
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Old 09-13-2011, 11:38 AM
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What do I win???
Haha, nice! Make the next suggestion.
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Old 09-13-2011, 11:44 AM
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I prefer this guy.


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Old 09-13-2011, 11:47 AM
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Haha, nice! Make the next suggestion.
Fine!

Bass with sexy man-legs!

(There are several possibilities....)
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He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger....
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This thread fell into the first picture of this thread and hasn't been able to recover at all. ... Thread in toilet.
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...and here I was hoping to start a new version of the "chicks at shows" thread... : /
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Old 09-13-2011, 01:01 PM
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I do apologize. Thought I'd try to start something fun, but epic fail. I'll refrain from starting new stuff in the future and just stick with what already exists.
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lol Are Phalex's moobs too much for you ???

I can take a picture of my bass with an oldsmobile just for you... but it would not be very original...

That reminds me one of my friends was very proud of his car and has a t-shirt made with a picture of his car on it... unfortunately it was only a "cavalier"... lolollol
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Old 09-13-2011, 01:39 PM
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lol Are Phalex's moobs too much for you ???

I can take a picture of my bass with an oldsmobile just for you... but it would not be very original...

That reminds me one of my friends was very proud of his car and has a t-shirt made with a picture of his car on it... unfortunately it was only a "cavalier"... lolollol
Haha, no...Phalex's moobs aren't too much of a deterrent. I work with animals, I see lots of scary stuff.

That's OK, thank you! The offer is appreciated, but I don't think anyone is really much interested in this game, so no worries.
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im down I can knock down a few of the suggestions tonight ...
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Old 09-13-2011, 01:48 PM
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OK....if you want to try, then we'll start with this suggestion:

BASS WITH CAT - can be a real cat, stuffed cat, picture of a cat, or someone wearing cat ears, but a picture of a bass with a cat.

Whomever posts the first picture of a Bass with a cat can make the next picture suggestion.
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...but...but...what happened to my bass with boobs suggestion??
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Old 09-13-2011, 02:17 PM
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...but...but...what happened to my bass with boobs suggestion??
It all depends on the cat.......
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He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger....
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Old 09-13-2011, 02:30 PM
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...but...but...what happened to my bass with boobs suggestion??
You never posted bass with mailbox!

Gotta post a pic of the previous suggestion to make the next one....or be the original poster.
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