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Old 11-02-2012, 09:46 PM
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"Bass ain't supposed to sound like that!"

Sound-checking tonight for a local festival when a guy out in the crowd yells "Bass ain't supposed to sound like that!"
I was running a EBMM StingRay 4HH through a GB Shuttlemax 9.2, so it was pretty modern-sounding to me, but not excessively so.
Guess he was a P/tort/flats guy
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Old 11-02-2012, 10:16 PM
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Who died and made him the boss?
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Old 11-02-2012, 10:24 PM
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Did you ask him what it is supposed to sound like? I would like to hear his answer
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Old 11-02-2012, 10:35 PM
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It's supposed to sound like "bum bum bubum bum bubum."
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Old 11-02-2012, 10:37 PM
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It's not supposed to make a sound at all.
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Old 11-02-2012, 10:52 PM
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I am confused at his comment. You should have just threw your bass at him. Can you hear that?
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Old 11-02-2012, 11:05 PM
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And where was his gig that night?
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Old 11-03-2012, 04:24 AM
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Sounds like some TBers.
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Old 11-03-2012, 04:49 AM
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Never argue with an idiot...they drag you down to their level & win by experience"

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Old 11-03-2012, 05:01 AM
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He's just a twat! It is all a matter of taste! I am totally old school in my sound, but I do definitely respect modern tone as well. Different sounds fits different music styles and fits different tastes.
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Old 11-03-2012, 05:33 AM
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Old 11-03-2012, 05:56 AM
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Never argue with an idiot...they drag you down to their level & win by experience"

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You have to love Mark Twain!
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Old 11-03-2012, 10:29 AM
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It's not supposed to make a sound at all.
Funny I was going to say something along this. If you happen to play metal I bet he was just surprised he could hear the bass...most metal heads are not used to that and really get confused when they can hear that extra low end.
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Old 11-03-2012, 04:04 PM
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And that's when I crank up the gain and hit my overdrive, flanger, and delay pedals and face my 4003 close to the speakers for some unearthly feedback, then shout "how about that then?"
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Old 11-04-2012, 01:31 PM
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My best friend and sound man gets leery of new fx. For my band's last concert we covered Avenged Sevenfold's "Afterlife" which contains a nasty, grindy bass riff in the intro. I picked up a MXR bass di that gives me that sound (it's used, was at my favorite local shop, and was priced right.)

When I tried it out I got some funny looks and I could feel him seething a bit from behind the board, but the sound was perfect so it's now a permanent part of my signal chain. Can't wait to do "Full Circle" by Otherwise...
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Old 11-05-2012, 02:05 AM
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Applause ain't supposed to sound like that.
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Old 11-05-2012, 05:53 AM
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Obviously he KNEW it was a bass.
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