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Old 03-27-2011, 12:35 PM
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Bass Books and DVD's we'll never see

Bass Books and DVD's we'll never see(feel free to contribute):

Country Slap Greats
Top 40 prog hits
Jeff Berlin Metronome Exercises
Classic Bheringer Amps
Complete Music Theory , Tab Edition.
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Old 03-27-2011, 12:44 PM
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Not bass-related but I have the Hot Licks "AC/DC Back-up Vocals" instruction VHS.
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Old 03-27-2011, 12:46 PM
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Old 03-27-2011, 01:33 PM
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20 Bass Solos that Girls enjoy.

The Legend of Fieldy.
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Old 03-27-2011, 01:52 PM
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Old 03-27-2011, 02:50 PM
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Complete Geddy Lee Bass Techniques.

Seriously, he admits himself he plays bass 'wrong'.
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Old 03-27-2011, 03:06 PM
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"How to Finger the G-string: The complete guide to getting laid."
It would come with "How playing Guitar causes STDs.

I love inapporite jokes. =)
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"How to Finger the G-string: The complete guide to getting laid."
It would come with "How playing Guitar causes STDs.

I love inapporite jokes. =)

This would be sigged if I had enough room.
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Old 03-27-2011, 03:13 PM
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Old 03-27-2011, 03:19 PM
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Geddy Lee Teaches the 1-5-1-5 Progression
Bill Wyman's How to Date Older Women

A few drummer DVDs:

Phil Rudd Teaches Advanced Fills
Rick Allen Claps

And....

Stevie Wonder's Color Coded Keyboard System!
Natalie Wood Swimming for Dummies! (New Edition Forward by Scott Smith)
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Old 03-27-2011, 03:25 PM
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Old 03-27-2011, 03:34 PM
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Nikki Sixx teaches slap bass
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Old 03-27-2011, 04:13 PM
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Old 03-27-2011, 04:14 PM
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Old 03-27-2011, 04:55 PM
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Come on, there's nothing wrong with liking Yes....!
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Old 03-27-2011, 05:02 PM
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Feildy's Bass Solo Collection,Transcribed For Cello.








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Of course Ringo didn't play on the Beatles tracks. Everyone knows he lost his arms in the same car crash that killed Paul McCartney.
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Of course Ringo didn't play on the Beatles tracks. Everyone knows he lost his arms in the same car crash that killed Paul McCartney.
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A few drummer DVDs:

Phil Rudd Teaches Advanced Fills
Rick Allen Claps

Come on, as a Def Leppard fan I find the Rick Allen one mean...













...and kinda funny. I am a terrible person.
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Old 03-27-2011, 05:13 PM
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