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Old 09-16-2011, 09:40 AM
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Old 09-16-2011, 09:57 AM
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This should be the official TB drink.
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Old 09-16-2011, 09:59 AM
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yeaaaaaaaaah!!!! bass juice!!!!!
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Kubus is actually pretty good stuff.

And that bass reminds me of a Ibanez SoundGear headstock...
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Old 09-16-2011, 07:50 PM
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Kubus is actually pretty good stuff.

And that bass reminds me of a Ibanez SoundGear headstock...
My first thought was SD Curlee. That would look nice in my Swirlygig!
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Old 09-16-2011, 08:12 PM
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i thought it was a Wal.
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Old 09-16-2011, 08:15 PM
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Too bad it isn't carrot juice.
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Old 09-17-2011, 02:34 AM
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I would of got this too just because of the bass playing bear !
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Old 09-17-2011, 05:01 AM
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i thought it was a Wal.
I don't think it's a Wal. Juice made from real Wals would be very expensive!
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Too bad it isn't carrot juice.
Maybe they make different flavors? More research needs to be conducted.
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Hey! I actualy BOUGHT my bass at a grocery store. Turns out the guy at the meat counter had a Peavey T40 for sale, and it was with him at the store.
Quote Later heard at my home: "Honey, its amazing how you can go to the grocery store for one or two items and you wind up spending over $200 dollars."
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Look at the bear's hand.... THIS is obviously the best juice for metal!
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Look at the bear's hand.... THIS is obviously the best juice for metal!
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Too bad it isn't carrot juice.
Actually if I remember rightly, there IS carrot juice in it.
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Old 09-17-2011, 10:40 AM
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So when is this nectar going to be imported into the US?
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Old 09-17-2011, 10:43 AM
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So when is this nectar going to be imported into the US?
If you live near a Polish supermarket, it's pretty easy to get hold of as it's a popular drink in Poland. You might get lucky and find that a major supermarket starts importing Polish foods and usually this is one of them.
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