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10-30-2008, 11:29 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sylva, NC | | | bass haiku
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I'm walking the bass
Now coming to a corner
Time for turnaround
Powerful low end
Pant legs flapping in the breeze
Drummer says too loud!
Shape of an upright
Like a full figured woman
One I'd like to pluck
Right in the pocket
Holding the bottom down well
is its own reward
Thank God for Talkbass
Where all types of bass players
Can make silly posts
Won't you all join me?
You can post your own haiku
Make us laugh or cry
How do I stop this?
Caught in an infinite loop
Counting syllables!
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10-30-2008, 11:33 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Palm Harbor, Florida | | | How do I play this?
Maybe I'll use my fingers
Girls sure do enjoy
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"Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life." - Beethoven, Ludwig Van |
10-30-2008, 11:43 AM
|  | Regal User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Orange County, CA | | | below 50 Hz
Is where I spend so much time
Those low notes I love |
10-30-2008, 11:50 AM
|  | *kidding* | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | Done before, this was
Escaping me, the moment
In this game, I am
Edit: One quick search
Found: A load of other threads
My point: Ain't got one  Haiku hoedown
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10-30-2008, 11:54 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Portland Oregon | | | a bottom dweller
noble through self sacrifice
is the bass player
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"If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord." ~Johannes Sebastian Bach
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10-30-2008, 11:57 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado | | | Rhythm, harmony
And melody all at once...
One note at a time.
No recognition;
Yet we're a necessity.
Job security!
Anytime you see
Someone shaking their booty,
Thank a bass player!
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10-30-2008, 12:11 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: London, UK | | | One love is constant;
now for over thirty years,
my Rickenbacker |
10-30-2008, 12:15 PM
|  | Beware the "intense intentional venom" of my posts | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hacienda Heights (LA), SoCal | | | I do not play the bass
My bass plays me
Pumping rhythm through my veins
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Sat Feb 11th at Shamrocks in Chino Hills - 11pm
Come show your support! Help us get paid! 
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10-30-2008, 01:02 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: DFW, TX | | "Is that a guitar?"
Blinding red rage consumes me.
"Oh, are those your teeth?"
Fifteen years playing--
time to pick up a fretless.
Squished cats sound better.  |
10-30-2008, 01:05 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado | | | "That can't be a bass -
They're supposed to have FOUR strings!"
Ignorant people...
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THUS ENDETH THIS THREAD. <-- So sayeth Fretlessman71, a.k.a. "Thread Killer" http://www.michaelolsononline.comCongratulations - you found the secret message!Colorado Club #6 |
10-30-2008, 01:12 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Lowell/Amesbury Massachusetts | | | never ending gas
we must acquire more basses...
i blame this website |
10-30-2008, 01:13 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NJ/NYC | | | Rumble in the Bronx
Audio badonkadonks
Fat and thick bottoms!!
Boom n twang shazam!
Staccato like gelato..
cool and creamy funk!
That blond is perfect
From her neck to her body
Quilted maple top.
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Zon Club Member #3
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10-30-2008, 01:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Québec city ,Canada | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MatticusMania I do not play the bass
My bass plays me
Pumping rhythm through my veins | That's not an haiku
Though that's a good try for sure
Now have a nice day |
10-30-2008, 01:17 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Lowell/Amesbury Massachusetts | | Quote:
Originally Posted by fretlessman71 "That can't be a bass -
They're supposed to have FOUR strings!"
Ignorant people... | you are amusing
I cannot stop giggling
those ignorant fools! |
10-30-2008, 01:25 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado | | | Five frets are my friends
Above those, little gain...
Pound it out, brother
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10-30-2008, 01:31 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: San Diego, California | | | bought pedal today
one step closer to the true
βΘИΞКЯŲŜĦÏИĞ® bass tone |
10-30-2008, 01:37 PM
|  | Groovin' Eskrimador
Lark in the Morning Instructional Videos; Audix Microphones | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Santa Cruz Mtns, California | | | Our mission is clear
Above and below all else:
Groove like a Big Dog
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Fretless Instrumentals: Folk in A
Zon, Genz Benz, BFM and LDS
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10-30-2008, 03:13 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Seattle | | | why do we post here
when we all know very well
we should go practice |
10-30-2008, 03:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Lowell/Amesbury Massachusetts | | | USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION!
we WILL flame you if you don't
read the rules you noob! |
10-30-2008, 03:17 PM
| | Beware the "intense intentional venom" of my posts | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hacienda Heights (LA), SoCal | | Quote:
Originally Posted by mambo4 why do we post here
when we all know very well
we should go practice | Work, my friend
it never ends
the bills can't pay themselves
But alas, youre correct
More time for bass
Less time stuck in this place
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Sat Feb 11th at Shamrocks in Chino Hills - 11pm
Come show your support! Help us get paid!
Bassist - Veg#33, Buddhist#11, LGBT#5
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