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05-12-2011, 09:26 PM
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First smoke, then silence
Your very expensive rig
Dies so suddenly
I didn't write that, but I remember reading it in a Bass Haiku thread years ago on the Low Down Lowdown. Cracks me up every time!
Post your own bass haiku poetry in this thread. A haiku is a Japanese traditional poem consisting of three lines: the first with 5 syllables, the second with 7 syllables, and the third with 5 syllables.
Have fun!
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Gallien-Krueger Club #668
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05-12-2011, 09:38 PM
| | | | Go to job work hard
Check tb for sale get GAS
Get gear Eat ramen
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Life is short. Don't sip!
Epiphone Thunderbird Club Member #51 The Acoustic Club #226 Avatar Owners Club #252
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05-12-2011, 09:43 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver, CO | | | Dave Brubeck's Take Five,
Gabriel's Solsbury Hill,
Here Come the Bastards |
05-12-2011, 11:23 PM
| | | | Chicks at shows, the post
Wait for email notice
Anxiously click, “last” |
05-13-2011, 02:48 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: D'Shaw | | | Tonewood or Schmonewood
The battle endless rages
Some hear it, some don't.
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05-13-2011, 12:49 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Takoma Park, MD (DC) | | | Four strings, five, or six
It doesn't really matter
As long as it grooves |
05-13-2011, 01:06 PM
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Mo' Bass Club #38, SWR Fan Club #154 | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: St. Louis, MO | | | Lift, pop, snap, slap strings
Drums now have competition
Melodic floor toms
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LowHz
Mo' Bass Club #38, SWR Fan Club #154, Crappy Bassist with Expensive Gear Club #125
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05-13-2011, 01:10 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Montreal | | | (adaptation of a comment by Nels Cline)
it's not in your gear
it's in the notes that you play
and how you touch the bass |
05-13-2011, 01:11 PM
|  | Registered User | | | | | She watches my groove
Emotions race with desire
I snapped the G string |
05-13-2011, 01:28 PM
|  | Fender Jazz Addict | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Eagan, Minnesota | | | If the Wife finds out
that I bought another bass
she'll chop off my....parts
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Way Huge #27
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05-13-2011, 02:34 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Dallas, TX. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by tracer03  If the Wife finds out
that I bought another bass
she'll chop off my....parts | That made me LOL.
Not bass related but my first experience with Haiku...
That was cool, huh huh
when we killed that frog, huh huh
it won't croak again.
Beavis and Butthead back in the day
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Traben #46
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05-13-2011, 03:28 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: P-Town, California. 91767 | | | rotosound steel wound
thumb pluck palm mute overdrive
open E shakes walls |
05-13-2011, 06:06 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Virginia | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Nazium Four strings, five, or six
It doesn't really matter
As long as it grooves | Nice one |
05-13-2011, 06:17 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Boston (North Shore) | | | I stand aside here,
Watching the Guitard in front.
I am still cooler.
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Ibanez Club Membership #800
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05-13-2011, 06:35 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: SoCal by the ocean | | | Fender is the P
What sounds like a Fender P
Just go buy a P |
05-14-2011, 02:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tyneside, UK | | Quote:
Originally Posted by tracer03 If the Wife finds out
that I bought another bass
she'll chop off my....parts |
ROFL!
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Mediocre Bassist Club #706 P&W Club #71 LGBT #26 Keyboardist #40 Quote:
Originally Posted by LowDown Hal Bass Players - Do It Deep | |
05-23-2011, 11:20 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Visalia, California | | | Eight plus eight is four
And four plus four equals two
If I speak of ohms.
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05-24-2011, 02:33 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Bristol, UK | | | Bass arm's length from chair
Work stops immediately
I pass no exams
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Keyboards turned Bassist club #14
Tricked Out Squier Club #64
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05-24-2011, 08:37 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Florida | | | Deep, infectious grooves
make her body writhe in joy -
She likes the low end.
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Buddhist Bassists Club #1, Florida Bassist #162
"Got to have some bottom to the music to make the top make sense"
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05-24-2011, 10:22 AM
| | Fender Jazz Addict | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Eagan, Minnesota | | | effects on my board
dirt flanger chorus and more
way too many knobs
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Way Huge #27
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