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06-01-2011, 07:29 PM
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I've noticed quite a lot of these, and they're very clever, indeed(occasionally.) I shall begin.
"Does the finish match the headstock?"
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Originally Posted by santucci218  we generally have 34 or 35 inchers... | |
06-01-2011, 07:55 PM
|  | User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: East Coast | | | The lame bumpersticker "Bass Players Do It Deeper" is the only one that comes to mind.
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06-01-2011, 08:36 PM
| | | | ummm something about a G string... |
06-01-2011, 11:32 PM
| | | | "Musicians duet better"
I have one that I used to say a lot, "all I do on stage is finger Charlotte (my bass) for a couple hours"
"Nobody likes a dirty G-string"
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06-02-2011, 11:15 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2010 Location: Vancouver, BC Canada | | | "Have I ever shown you my Boner or Virgin bass?"
Boner (re: the Fender model with the abnormally long upper horn)
Virgin (re: the BC Rich model)
I'm sure there are other models to add to this list.
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TB Clubs listed in my profile.
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06-02-2011, 11:51 AM
| | | | "My instrument is bigger, and goes deeper." Dunno, I'll keep working on it. |
06-02-2011, 11:53 AM
|  | Registered User | | | | | I like to get down low, and slap it. Stroke it until it just feels right. |
06-02-2011, 12:00 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Willmar, Minnesota | | | Bass players never finish first.
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06-02-2011, 12:10 PM
| | Registered User | | | | | I love fingering a minor |
06-02-2011, 12:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2010 Location: Philadelphia | | | Find the groove and then just stay in the pocket.
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06-02-2011, 12:25 PM
|  | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Vandalia, Ohio | | | Bass players use their fingers, Bass players dig big bottoms, Bassist love take it deep, Slapping and popping G Strings all night! |
06-02-2011, 03:26 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Saint Augustine, Florida | | | Not that some of these aren't clever, but innuendos are meant to be subtle. You're kind of revealing them for the world to see. Depreciates them IMO.
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06-02-2011, 04:08 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lebanon/Kuwait | | | The difference between a guitar and a bass is that the bass has a longer shaft so it can go down really low. |
06-02-2011, 11:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Campbell River, BC, Canada | | Quote: |
Originally Posted by dbhokie I love fingering a minor | Lol!
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06-02-2011, 11:38 PM
|  | Total Hyper-Elite Member | | Join Date: May 2000 Location: Groom Lake, NV | | | Re: 5-string basses:
"Instruments with an odd number of strings are much harder to play than those with an even number."
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What is this thing called butthurt? |
06-03-2011, 06:08 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Finland | | | Fretless bassists make them go "Mmmwaahhh..."
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06-03-2011, 07:13 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: London, UK | | | A woman came up to me the other day and asked me for an example of what innuendo was.....so I gave her one.
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06-03-2011, 07:22 AM
| | | | bass is longer than guitar,
my long wooden shaft is so big you need two hands to play it,
umm somethingorother, G string.
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#Big Macintosh of the brony bassist club.
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06-03-2011, 07:25 AM
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Endorsing Artist: Spector Basses, T.C. Electronics | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: NH | | | Bassists are longer and thicker....
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06-03-2011, 08:11 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Tempe, Arizona, USA | | 'nuf said: 
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