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Old 04-05-2007, 09:22 PM
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A bass joke ( sorry if it has been posted )

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Little timmy taking his first bass lesson: Today we're gonna learn the E string , that's an E , a F , a G , an A , practice that for the week and come back next week .
So little Timmy gets his act together on the E string.

The week after , goes to his Teacher's ;
Well Timmy , this week we're gonna talk about the A string ;
That's an A , a B , a C , a D , practice those two strings , and come back next week....

The next week , little Timmy doesn't show up , the teacher calls to his place. With a worried voice , asks his mother " why is Timmy not at his lesson ? Somethind bad ? "

His mother replied ;" He got a gig "


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Old 04-05-2007, 09:39 PM
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It should be told a little bit differently, but anyway, it was posted this week already.

Possibly more than once.
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Old 04-06-2007, 01:25 AM
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I dont get it
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I dont get it
Cause you're a bassist

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Old 04-07-2007, 10:23 AM
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I dont get it
he can now play almost any punk bassline.
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Old 04-07-2007, 10:33 AM
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he can now play almost any punk bassline.
He can now play roots

Some punk bass lines are pretty complicated, shouldnt generalise
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Old 04-07-2007, 10:55 AM
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LOL. Good joke, I'll have to translate to french and tell it sometimes
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An oldie but a goodie.
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