bass jokes?

[Moe Monsarrat]

A bass player and his wife drive up to a 7-11 store to get some cigarettes. There is a guy in front of the store getting a newspaper out of the machine. All of a sudden a guy comes out of the store with a gun & a bag of money. He walks over to the guy getting the paper and says "Did you see me rob the store?". The guy says "Yeah, I did." and the thief shoots him between the eyes. Then he walks over to the bass player's car and asks him " Did you see me rob the store?". The bass player says "No sir, but I believe she did."

[Moe Monsarrat]

A bass player and a guitard are camped out on the prairie in the middle of the night. Suddenly they hear Indian drums getting louder and louder & closer & closer with each minute. Finally the bass player stands up and says "I really don't like the sound of that." An Indian sticks his head up out of the bushes and says "He Not Our Regular Drummer!".....your turn.

[fivespoke]

A man is traveling in the Amazon with a local guide. One day he hears drums. The drums keep going, day after day after day and night after night. Eventually, the man says to his guide, "does that drumming ever stop? It's driving me crazy"

The guide responds, "drums stop - bad. When drums stop, bass solo begins"

[mildbill]

St. Peter's still checks ID's. He asks a man, "What did you do on Earth?"

The man says, "I was a doctor."

St. Peter says, "Ok, go right through those pearly gates. Next! What did you do on Earth?"

The next person says, "I was a school teacher."

"Go right through those pearly gates. Next! And what did you do on Earth?"

The rumpled, bleary-eyed man says, "I was a bass player."

"Go around the side, up the freight elevator, through the kitchen..."