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11-17-2004, 12:00 AM
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I've been sent to assassinate the audience! 
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11-17-2004, 12:21 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2004 Location: Bay Area, California, USA | | | Hmmm... if only ninjas weren't so cliched!
...because it looks kinda "teen", you know what I mean. | 
11-17-2004, 12:48 AM
|  | Analyzer Records Endorsing Artist: Mesa/Boogie - Shop Manager/Tech, SF Guitarworks | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA | | | You've come to assasinate the audience in your bedroom? | 
11-17-2004, 09:20 AM
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Now a "Sumo Bass" would be different!
Absolutely NO pictures please! 
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11-17-2004, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by geoffkhan Hmmm... if only ninjas weren't so cliched!
...because it looks kinda "teen", you know what I mean. | But they are the "real ultimate power."
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11-18-2004, 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Benjamin Strange You've come to assasinate the audience in your bedroom? |
"A Ninja never reveals his targets"...
Maybe just this once
Alright! Alright! Last Call!! Outta my Room...
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11-18-2004, 01:34 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2003 Location: Los Angeles, CA | | | 3 facts 1. Ninjas are Mammals
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time
3. The purpose of the Ninja is to freak out and kill people. | 
11-18-2004, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Poon 1. Ninjas are Mammals | That is quite quite wrong.
hehe.
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11-18-2004, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Poon 1. Ninjas are Mammals
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time
3. The purpose of the Ninja is to freak out and kill people. | That's the worst and best film ever at the same time | 
11-18-2004, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by mcdeath That is quite quite wrong.
hehe. | But But But...
It clearley states here...THE AUTHORITY in Ninjas that Ninjas are indeed mammals. But dammit...he's got a point. Mutegen is weird stuff though...who knows what walking speaking turtles are...
But for the record, they aren't turtles. They should be tortises because they have toes and fingers. Turtles don't. So doesn't that ruin the credibility of the TMNT already?  | 
11-21-2004, 04:30 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Boston MA | | Theyve got the new maxim on the wall.
Im gonna go watch that 70s show now... 
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11-21-2004, 04:38 PM
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11-24-2004, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Bad_Habit_Bassist At least they serve Yuengling there...ahhh the beer from home  .
Ray |
Yuengling- "The Oldest Brewery in America"... Too bad its also the oldest tasting beer in America! C'mon! Make a new batch already!!!  | 
11-24-2004, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Jontom Yuengling- "The Oldest Brewery in America"... Too bad its also the oldest tasting beer in America! C'mon! Make a new batch already!!!  | Could be worse. You could be drinking my father's preferred brew.
Schlitz.
The one beer to have when you've already had waaaay too many. 
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11-25-2004, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by mcdeath Hmmm.
Now a "Sumo Bass" would be different!  | Welllllll. I could pull off THAT look pretty easily. 
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11-25-2004, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Jontom "A Ninja never reveals his targets"...
Maybe just this once
Alright! Alright! Last Call!! Outta my Room... | Nice room. Where's your desk?
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11-25-2004, 10:44 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Englewood, CO | | | I always wanted to play as a ninja. realultimatepower is a hilarious site- ever try and commit suicide with a frisbee? Seppoku!!!
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11-29-2004, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by 5stringDNA I always wanted to play as a ninja. |
To be totally honest... I'm not really a Ninja!!!
We were playing a club and there was a double door to the left of the stage that would get opened every five minutes so people could go out to smoke(NY). We were in the middle of an unseasonably cold fall(Mid 20'S F) and I luckily packed my ski mask. Voila! By the third set, I was the envy of the house!  | 
01-01-2005, 12:11 AM
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01-01-2005, 12:39 AM
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