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Old 11-17-2004, 12:00 AM
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Hmmm... if only ninjas weren't so cliched!

...because it looks kinda "teen", you know what I mean.
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Old 11-17-2004, 12:48 AM
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You've come to assasinate the audience in your bedroom?
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Old 11-17-2004, 09:20 AM
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Hmmm.

Now a "Sumo Bass" would be different!

Absolutely NO pictures please!

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Old 11-17-2004, 03:22 PM
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Hmmm... if only ninjas weren't so cliched!

...because it looks kinda "teen", you know what I mean.
But they are the "real ultimate power."
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Old 11-18-2004, 12:13 AM
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You've come to assasinate the audience in your bedroom?


"A Ninja never reveals his targets"...

Maybe just this once


Alright! Alright! Last Call!! Outta my Room...

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Old 11-18-2004, 01:34 AM
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3 facts

1. Ninjas are Mammals
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time
3. The purpose of the Ninja is to freak out and kill people.
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Old 11-18-2004, 09:13 AM
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1. Ninjas are Mammals
That is quite quite
wrong.

hehe.
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Old 11-18-2004, 03:14 PM
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1. Ninjas are Mammals
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time
3. The purpose of the Ninja is to freak out and kill people.
That's the worst and best film ever at the same time
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Old 11-18-2004, 03:47 PM
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That is quite quite
wrong.

hehe.
But But But...

It clearley states here...THE AUTHORITY in Ninjas that Ninjas are indeed mammals. But dammit...he's got a point. Mutegen is weird stuff though...who knows what walking speaking turtles are...
But for the record, they aren't turtles. They should be tortises because they have toes and fingers. Turtles don't. So doesn't that ruin the credibility of the TMNT already?
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Old 11-21-2004, 04:30 PM
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Theyve got the new maxim on the wall.
Im gonna go watch that 70s show now...
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Old 11-21-2004, 04:38 PM
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At least they serve Yuengling there...ahhh the beer from home .


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Old 11-24-2004, 02:08 PM
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At least they serve Yuengling there...ahhh the beer from home .


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Yuengling- "The Oldest Brewery in America"... Too bad its also the oldest tasting beer in America! C'mon! Make a new batch already!!!
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Yuengling- "The Oldest Brewery in America"... Too bad its also the oldest tasting beer in America! C'mon! Make a new batch already!!!
Could be worse. You could be drinking my father's preferred brew.

Schlitz.

The one beer to have when you've already had waaaay too many.
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Old 11-25-2004, 06:13 PM
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Hmmm.

Now a "Sumo Bass" would be different!


Welllllll. I could pull off THAT look pretty easily.
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Old 11-25-2004, 06:36 PM
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"A Ninja never reveals his targets"...

Maybe just this once


Alright! Alright! Last Call!! Outta my Room...
Nice room. Where's your desk?
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I always wanted to play as a ninja. realultimatepower is a hilarious site- ever try and commit suicide with a frisbee? Seppoku!!!
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:59 PM
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I always wanted to play as a ninja.

To be totally honest... I'm not really a Ninja!!!
We were playing a club and there was a double door to the left of the stage that would get opened every five minutes so people could go out to smoke(NY). We were in the middle of an unseasonably cold fall(Mid 20'S F) and I luckily packed my ski mask. Voila! By the third set, I was the envy of the house!
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Old 01-01-2005, 12:11 AM
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Nah... I'm a ninja.
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Old 01-01-2005, 12:39 AM
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bass ninja play warwick. its a sign...

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