Bass NINJA

[mnadelin]

(just ask my friend Mark if you don't believe me)

[Jiro]

Just wear this shirt to a gig!!!

http://previews.diamondcomics.com/de...s=131&ai=15562

[Matt Till]

The funniest thing I've ever seen at a show costume related was: BATTLE POPE!

He was the pope, with "BATTLE POPE" across his chest and he had a "beating stick" that he swung around w/battle action.

[haujobb]

Lol, my band has a Ninja in it, theres a kid who lives on a nearby Native Reserve who is known by ninja and not his real name, steve. Anyways, some times he comes on stage with us and chills and acts crazy.

[Happy MurphDay]

Originally Posted by Jontom

To be totally honest... I'm not really a Ninja!!!
We were playing a club and there was a double door to the left of the stage that would get opened every five minutes so people could go out to smoke(NY). We were in the middle of an unseasonably cold fall(Mid 20'S F) and I luckily packed my ski mask. Voila! By the third set, I was the envy of the house!

FRAUD, you tricked us!
however, you did make me jealous, but...
how do i not know your not tricking me into thinking that you are not a ninja, but secretly you acctually are.
What are the qualifacations of a ninja.
The followong movies I have seen and only base my ninja knowledge are:

Three Nijas trilogy, even the one where terry "hulk" hogan plays the vilan,

Nija turtles 1 and 2, no intrest in the third, ive learned all i needed to know from the turtles half way throught the 2nd, but was boered, so i finished it.

Beverely hills ninja with Chris farley, so inactuallity, a sumo/ninja is completely acceptable only if humor and a good leading role happen to be brought to the table

And Ninja Gaiden for nintendo, graphics=awsome

[wilser]

Freaking Bass Ninja, that's genius! how can you top that?

[The Golden Boy]

Wait...

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/muc/56841582.html

BASS NINJA i will kill you MASAKATSU AGATSU
Reply to: bradisfunky@yahoo.com
Date: 2005-01-24, 1:11AM PST


my name is brad, but you can call me 'action boy'. i am a bass ninja. i will kill you with my bass. i am looking for people who want me to kill them. i'm like, you know, pretty good, me n this other guy are like a tie for best on electric at csulb and i'm like third on classical upright, but straight shoota, numba one, ichiban at jazz. oh yeah, i forgot to mention, i am the funkiest bass player in existence. like i'm half white and half japanese but soulful black people like my friend carnell are always wanting me to play with them. bands that kill me are sly and the family stone, lakeside, old prog rock like rush and new prog rock like bad dudes, and zapp n roger. plus jazz frickin rules. one time i stared at marcus miller for like an hour at IAJE. it was intense. and like i study with crazy guys that kill me and they think i'm pretty okay most of the time. one time i played this crazy lick and my friend chris was like '***?!? damn you are crazy at bass.' and this other time i was gonna smack dave weckl on the ass but i chickened out and got his autograph instead. also aikido is pretty fun. and i can do handstands for like two minutes.

-actionboy

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[gilbert46]

I wish i were a bass ninja so i could chop heads off when people (singers) threw fits. I bet the the LA ninja would be like WOH, and then, swing his bass like sword and all the chicks would be like, on him.

I need a ski mask.