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04-01-2008, 01:49 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Chicago, IL | | | Bass-phemisms
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Perhaps this has been done before, but here it is anyway....
-"My luthier does a good nut job..."
-"Gallien-Kruger gives good head..."
-"That Bass player's a finger banger..."
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04-01-2008, 01:50 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Austin, TX | |
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Please, stop playing for free.
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04-02-2008, 12:15 PM
|  | Registered User | | | | | .....big bottoms
..... mine is 10"
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Originally Posted by Bardley  Does this mean if I think your tone sucks @$$ and you are ruining my mix I can come smash your bass on the floor? | Fretless member#31
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04-02-2008, 12:21 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Bonney Lake Wa | | | Bass players go deeper |
04-02-2008, 12:52 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Oakland, California, USA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by fokof ..... mine is 10" | 
Mine is 34" 
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Bassist for Vernian Process
Founder of the Lefty Union
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04-02-2008, 12:53 PM
|  | The Funkfather
Endorsing Artist: Kohlman Bassworks | | Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Hampton Roads, Virginia | | | "Want me to slap that or use my fingers?" |
04-02-2008, 04:49 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Georgetown, IN (Louisville KY) | | Quote:
Originally Posted by TrevorOfDoom | ahhh, I got Rick Rolled.  |
04-02-2008, 04:50 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Georgetown, IN (Louisville KY) | | | It's not about how many, but the girth. (Bass Strings to guitar strings) |
04-02-2008, 11:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Chicago, IL | | | ^^ the same could go for necks too...
"size is everything..." |
04-02-2008, 11:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Chicago, IL | | | Someone's signature had the best bass-ism quote though...(paraphrasing)
"Grab that blonde by the neck, and say 'I'm going to slap the **** out of you'" |
04-03-2008, 05:16 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Haifa, Israel | | Quote:
Originally Posted by DWBass "Want me to slap that or use my fingers?" | +1000  |
04-03-2008, 11:00 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Boston, MA | | | I've got a bumper sticker on my car that says "Congratulations, like most musicians you are now following the bass player!" |
04-03-2008, 11:08 AM
|  | quid verum atque decens
Builder: Rickett Customs | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Southern Maryland | | | |
04-03-2008, 11:13 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Barre, Vermont | | My dad's got an old P bass (though he's a hammer dulcimer player, go figure) and he was talking shop with the bass player from a local band. Just as I walk into the room, I hear him proclaim proudly, "My P is warm." 
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Beer.
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04-03-2008, 11:41 AM
|  | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | Quote:
Originally Posted by sleeplessknight I've got a bumper sticker on my car that says "Congratulations, like most musicians you are now following the bass player!" |
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania Strange to say it... but Perry is a man who understands. | Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony Back in the day, I thought I was hard. I think we all know I was pretty much lying to myself | |
04-04-2008, 04:09 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: New Delhi, India | | Quote:
Originally Posted by metallicafan18 ahhh, I got Rick Rolled. | o damn im not the only one... RICK ROLLED...  |
04-04-2008, 08:14 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Vortex of sin and degradation | | | Bassists have 4" more than guitarists. |
04-04-2008, 12:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Somewhere in Kansas | | | It's a bout time!
Let me explain fingering.
He asked to see my tail piece, so I pulled it out and showed it to him.
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How slowly can you play fast?
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04-04-2008, 12:50 PM
| | | You need a new nut cut 
Three fingers are better than two 
If you hit the right spot, they'll just pop right out 
A light touch is best
Bass players like being on the bottom
Last edited by Liko : 04-04-2008 at 01:05 PM.
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04-04-2008, 02:11 PM
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