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Old 10-17-2009, 09:23 PM
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Bass player fail (may be old)

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This video is extremely awesome and Im sorry if its really old.

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Old 10-17-2009, 09:29 PM
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wow poor guy
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Old 10-17-2009, 09:34 PM
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Lesson one, don't throw you bass. It's not intended to do loops around your body.
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Old 10-17-2009, 09:35 PM
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My 3 favorite inventions are fuel injection, anti-lock brakes, and STRAPLOCKS!
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Old 10-17-2009, 09:37 PM
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My 3 favorite inventions are fuel injection, anti-lock brakes, and STRAPLOCKS!
And air bags for those unfortunate events...
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Old 10-17-2009, 09:44 PM
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whats funny is his reaction is almost one of "crap, not again"
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Old 10-17-2009, 09:46 PM
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whats funny is his reaction is almost one of "crap, not again"
haha... I thought the exact same thing...
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Straploks are nice, sure, but what if the whole SCREW came out?
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Old 10-17-2009, 09:54 PM
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Straploks are nice, sure, but what if the whole SCREW came out?
well if you are going to throw guitars around on a crowded stage that should be checked too.....that bass could have just as easily taken out the drummer...these moves have become so commonplace i don't know why they bother.....
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Old 10-18-2009, 12:15 AM
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Singer is just kinda like "Where's the bass?" *turns around* "Whoa, where is the bass?"
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Old 10-18-2009, 07:45 AM
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I love how he tries to play it off, his face is just like "Whoops!"
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I like how this linked to a "similar" which is indeed a badass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gdTy...eature=related

I think this chick plays in Zap Mama. either way - smokin.
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is she rockin' one of the TC heads?
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Old 10-19-2009, 08:16 AM
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Guitar/Bass spins are the most stupid and risky thing to do. Youtube is littered with videos of people doing it and busting headstocks or making their guitar land sunnyside down into the concrete...
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Even though I've seen videos like this often...it still makes me chuckle.
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Old 10-21-2009, 10:34 AM
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The only guy I ever saw spin his bass around his body, on the strap is 'Biskit' Miller! Man he did it flawlessly, playing notes, each time it passed around him. I was in awe, with my mouth hanging open! 'Biskit'Miller is one hell of a bass player!! See him if you can!
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Old 10-22-2009, 07:43 PM
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Guitar/Bass spins are the most stupid and risky thing to do. Youtube is littered with videos of people doing it and busting headstocks or making their guitar land sunnyside down into the concrete...
that bowling for soup guy does well
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