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Old 01-05-2012, 10:57 PM
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Old 01-06-2012, 09:39 AM
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I dont get it.
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Old 01-06-2012, 09:42 AM
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Old 01-06-2012, 09:44 AM
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Isn't that the bass player for Hank Williams JR?
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Old 01-06-2012, 09:46 AM
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ying-yang?
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Old 01-06-2012, 10:17 AM
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ying-yang?
Vague clue but I'll go with that one.
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You have to be 1/2 Black. Better groove.
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Old 01-06-2012, 12:48 PM
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Old 01-07-2012, 12:46 PM
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Are we supposed to cut a frontal picture of ourselves in such a way that it looks like someone weird viewed from the side? We are bass-players - some of us look pretty weird already.
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Old 01-07-2012, 01:32 PM
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it totally looks like Victor looking to his right.
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Old 01-07-2012, 09:27 PM
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We are bass-players - some of us look pretty weird already.
I was thinking that as i clicked the thread to see what it was...
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Old 01-07-2012, 09:44 PM
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Now get it.
I started thinking more about it after my post. I thought it might have been another profile cut out of the existing one. ERROR!
Now I'll have to look for pix of famous bassists to shopchop.
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Old 01-10-2012, 08:18 AM
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holy cow, what famous president shares this profile?
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Old 01-10-2012, 08:30 AM
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holy cow, what famous president shares this profile?
Not sure about what President, but it looks a lot like Benjamin Franklin to me.
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holy cow, what famous president shares this profile?
Egads... Ben Franklin was a scary looking dude.

(My boy Ben was not actually a president, tho...)
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Old 01-11-2012, 09:34 AM
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dude's bangs be doubling as an umbrella
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Old 01-11-2012, 11:40 AM
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(My boy Ben was not actually a president, tho...)
But he is on money, that's better
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