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Old 10-27-2008, 09:38 AM
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Bass player's 23rd Psalm

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BASS PLAYER'S 23RD PSALM

The Lord is my drummer, I shall not rush,
He maketh me to layout in tasteful places,
He leadeth me beside cool meter changes,
He restoreth my "one."
Yeah, man, though I read through the
trickiest of charts, I will fear no train wrecks,
For you are with it.
Your ride and your snare they comfort me,
You setteth up a solo for me
In the presence of mine guitarists,
You anointeth my lines with drive,
My groove overfloweth.
Surely good feel and swing will follow me
through all the tunes of each set,
And I will dwell in the pocket
the whole gig long.
Amen
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Old 10-27-2008, 09:43 AM
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Heh, heh. Sending to my worship leader. That's great.
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Old 10-27-2008, 09:44 AM
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Ha^80

That's great.
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Old 10-28-2008, 08:42 AM
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BASS PLAYER'S 23RD PSALM

The Lord is my drummer, I shall not rush,
He maketh me to layout in tasteful places,
He leadeth me beside cool meter changes,
He restoreth my "one."
Yeah, man, though I read through the
trickiest of charts, I will fear no train wrecks,
For you are with it.
Your ride and your snare they comfort me,
You setteth up a solo for me
In the presence of mine guitarists,
You anointeth my lines with drive,
My groove overfloweth.
Surely good feel and swing will follow me
through all the tunes of each set,
And I will dwell in the pocket
the whole gig long.
Amen
That is so RIGHT ON!!!!!
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Old 10-28-2008, 09:01 AM
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Nice.

Although, given the character of most the drummers I've known, I'm not sure the big guy would like the analogy.
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Old 10-28-2008, 02:59 PM
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Nice.

Although, given the character of most the drummers I've known, I'm not sure the big guy would like the analogy.
LOL!

If only all drummers were made in the image of the above mentioned "Lord".
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Old 11-04-2008, 07:24 PM
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Dig it!!!

Next time someone waxes poetic about Neil Peart, I can say, "But he's not a better drummer than GOD, maaaaannn!!!"

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Old 11-04-2008, 07:25 PM
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Buddy Miles is sitting second at the Heavenly jams. God's the house drummer.

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Old 11-05-2008, 09:40 PM
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that's pretty epic
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Old 11-05-2008, 09:44 PM
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Didn't Troy Sanders quote that in a 2005 issue of Bass Player?

Good stuff!
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