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05-12-2012, 06:30 AM
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05-12-2012, 06:34 AM
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Onion News Network?
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05-12-2012, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Jonathan1990 XD
Onion News Network? | Not sure of the actual origin.. but on many sites. Thought I would share...  |
05-12-2012, 10:16 AM
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05-12-2012, 10:21 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Pennsylvania | | | I read this a while ago, its been making the rounds. And I said...I dont care as long as its a happy ending! |
05-12-2012, 10:29 AM
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05-12-2012, 10:40 AM
| | | | Heck, if it wasn't for the bass player, no one would be dancing, or doing the chicken head move!
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05-12-2012, 10:42 AM
| | | | by the way, when i say chicken head dance, i meant moving your head back and forth like your pecking for food......like a chicken
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05-15-2012, 04:54 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Like old Hampshire, but New | | Slept with the bass player...oh the horror!
See my post there for links to the other six or eight times this has been posted in the last month or so...
We seriously need some new jokes around here. Or at least people who actually read the forum.
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Originally Posted by pacojas because of your post, i have just quit my band!  the truth is liberating!  infact,... i think i'm about to leave my wife!!! and move to Canada!!!! and buy a boat!!!!! | |
05-15-2012, 04:56 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Dublin | | | no need to be a dick hrodbert. For the record, I hadn't seen it and enjoyed it. There are tons of sub-forums and thousands upon thousands of posts, we cant read 'em all
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05-16-2012, 08:40 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Philly | | | What made her important enough to sleep with??
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05-16-2012, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by LuckyPants no need to be a dick hrodbert. For the record, I hadn't seen it and enjoyed it. There are tons of sub-forums and thousands upon thousands of posts, we cant read 'em all | Mea culpa, didn't mean to be a dick about it... but seriously, this HAS been posted over and over and over again in rapid succession. It's the new "best bass for metal" post. Guess I just got a little irritated.
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Originally Posted by pacojas because of your post, i have just quit my band! the truth is liberating! infact,... i think i'm about to leave my wife!!! and move to Canada!!!! and buy a boat!!!!! | |
05-16-2012, 04:57 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2012 Location: Denver | | | So what IS the best bass for metal? Not that I even play metal. My bass is made of wood.
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05-16-2012, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Vakmere What made her important enough to sleep with?? | um, Being a "Her"  |
05-16-2012, 05:05 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Troy Missouri | | | I know you said you didnt mean to be a dick about it, but seriously who has time to constantly read all the forums? I just spent an hour just to read through one full thread. It feels like there are always people ready to call out others on reposting... who has that much time? Joe, I hadn't seen it and I liked it. Too bad it feels true a lot of nights lol.
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05-18-2012, 03:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Vakmere What made her important enough to sleep with?? | 1. Female - check
2. At the gig - check
3. Not obviously attached to a boyfriend/husband etc - check
4. You don't have a significant other - check
That qualifies her and makes her officially important enough, right?
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05-19-2012, 04:30 AM
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