There is an old thread (2004) on Bass Quotes; but it would be interesting to try to add some new ones.
Bass quotes...
However, my favorite from the old thread remains
"Every time I see a fine lady shaking her rump to the band, I know I am doing my job. I like to pretend that my bass is a remote control for the booty. Oh yeah, the bass is in control of the bottom."
- Talkbass's own Jive1 (this became his sig due to popular demand)