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04-15-2009, 07:37 AM
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If you were forced to choose between either never being able to play bass again or never have sex again, which would you choose?
If you choose bass, no sex ever again for you. If you choose sex, you can never play bass again.
What choice would you make in this ridiculous hypothetical? |
04-15-2009, 07:37 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Delta Quadrant | | | sorry but sex |
04-15-2009, 07:38 AM
| | | | Bass for sure. Sex by itself is not a thing of the soul, the bass is. |
04-15-2009, 07:39 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Pacific Northwet, USA | | | BASS = SEX |
04-15-2009, 07:41 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | is suicide an option??
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Originally Posted by machine gewehr I happened to have a better experience, a peegasm. | |
04-15-2009, 07:42 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Halifax, N.S., Canada | | | Sex. Simply put.
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04-15-2009, 07:44 AM
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04-15-2009, 07:55 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Boston | | | Sex. I'd just buy a baritone guitar. |
04-15-2009, 07:58 AM
| | | | bass, I can still do it when I'm 80 |
04-15-2009, 08:00 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Takoma Park, MD (DC) | | Quote:
Originally Posted by southernrocker bass, I can still do it when I'm 80 | +1 |
04-15-2009, 08:02 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Atlanta | | SEX! I'll learn to play the drums. 
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BASS IS THE BEST |
04-15-2009, 08:03 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: St. Louis // St. Charles, MO | | | I'm married with children.
Bass.
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04-15-2009, 08:05 AM
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Endorsing Artist: Mono Cases | | Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Paris, France | |  Sex while playing bass?
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04-15-2009, 08:07 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Tulsa, OK | | Quote:
Originally Posted by tZer I'm married with children.
Bass. | THen you don't need to bother choosing. The choice has already been made for you in favor of bass. 
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Striving for mediocrity
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04-15-2009, 08:16 AM
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Proprietor, Helland Musikk Teknologi | | Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Norway | | | I could learn to play the accordion instead.
Sex.
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04-15-2009, 08:18 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NY/MI | | | sex... i can always play guitar
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04-15-2009, 08:20 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia | | | Bass.
I mean, I can still... you know... right?
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Originally Posted by JimmyM acdc with victor wooten playing bass would suck, but so would bela fleck and the flecktones with cliff williams on bass. | |
04-15-2009, 08:21 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Massachusetts | | | There stood the young women, hovering near the stage after the set was over, all looking swell. When I came off the stand, they all gathered round, to praise my playing.
"Dude, you don't just play that bass. You look like you're in love with it or something. You're all over it."
"Well, ladies, yes, I guess you're right. I am all over it. And now if you'll excuse me, I have to walk away from this moment. Some cat named Pablo that I've never met has made me take an oath of celibacy". |
04-15-2009, 08:23 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Knoxville TN | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Pablo Fanque If you were forced to choose between either never being able to play bass again or never have sex again, which would you choose?
If you choose bass, no sex ever again for you. If you choose sex, you can never play bass again.
What choice would you make in this ridiculous hypothetical? | I'm going to miss playing the bass...
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04-15-2009, 08:25 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: North NJ/Worcester MA | | | some basslines are better than sex. for that reason, bass | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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