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Old 06-27-2007, 07:34 PM
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what bassist stereotypes are you guilty of?

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i personally am guilty of wearing a stupid hat, bobbing my head when i get into a solid groove, {actually i think saying(typing) "solid groove" in itself is a bassist stereotype.} discussing music theory with people who don't understand it, and last but not least the "bass face".
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Old 06-27-2007, 07:42 PM
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Is being a gear snob a bassist stereotype? If so, I wasn't guilty until I became a member of this website...
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Old 06-27-2007, 07:58 PM
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Is being a gear snob a bassist stereotype? If so, I wasn't guilty until I became a member of this website...
being a gear snob is a side affect
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i've got a burly gotee! plus i'm a tad on the heavy side. BUSTED!!!
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Old 06-27-2007, 08:28 PM
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I blend into the background no matter how hard I try. I'm the lead singer too!!!

Of course having a hot blond playing electric guitar next to me and ripping out solos probably has something to do with that.
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Old 06-27-2007, 10:35 PM
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I have a beard and I wear hats.
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Old 06-27-2007, 10:37 PM
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I am awesome.
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Old 06-27-2007, 10:40 PM
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i bob the head, say "solid groove" and since i've joined here been obsessed with my tone, and making it as perfect as possible (to my ear)
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Old 06-27-2007, 11:50 PM
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I am awesome.
I suppose then you fall into the bass player stereotype of being unnaturally arrogant.
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Old 06-27-2007, 11:55 PM
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When other members of the band start to argue over crap I really don't take a side.
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Old 06-28-2007, 12:03 AM
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When other members of the band start to argue over crap I really don't take a side.
i often have to be the mediator, but i am brutally honest with bandmembers when i need to be.
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Old 06-28-2007, 12:05 AM
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i often have to be the mediator, but i am brutally honest with bandmembers when i need to be.
Yep. Our job is to hold down songs and keep stuff together so I guess that would be second nature.
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Old 06-28-2007, 12:09 AM
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enigmatic to the point where i am dangerously sexy.
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Old 06-28-2007, 12:27 AM
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its all about the goatee.
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Beard, a tad on the fat side and wears a hat. That's me...
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Old 06-28-2007, 03:16 AM
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I know exactly how the rest of my band likes their gear set up better than they do.

And I set it up for them every gig.
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Old 06-28-2007, 03:26 AM
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If listening to music I hum bass lines rather than the riff, plus I unconciously adopt an absurd 'Flea' stance of feet more than shoulder width apart, low slung body and head up by my ear, not good as I'm only 5'8 and it makes me look even smaller
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Old 06-28-2007, 06:08 AM
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I dont think I fit any of the stereotypes
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