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Old 07-10-2011, 10:28 PM
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This thread is a continuation of the "Is Duff McKagen on TB" thread. Hopefully I'm putting this thread in the right place and with that being said. I now cut the big red ribbon letting everyone into The Bassist-Goofball Thread! There is only a few rules on this thread. 1.)ABSOLUTELY NO TROLLING ALLOWED!!! Any trolling or discriminatory remarks will get you in trouble. 2.)Follow EVERY SINGLE rule on TB, no exceptions 3.)RESPECT EVERYONE 4.)Never be serious, this thread is a jokes only thread 5.)Have fun! Enjoy your stay and relax. I hold all the power on this thread. If I catch someone doin somethin bad on this thread before a mod or admin then I will personally tell you to leave my thread. If you choose to ignore all 3 warnings then I will talk to one of my friends in the admin department or one of my moderator friends. To become a member just say "Count me in!" and you will become a member. Joining is FREE, no strings attached. Let's get this sucker off the ground!
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Old 07-11-2011, 12:19 AM
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Old 07-11-2011, 05:22 AM
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I hold all the power on this thread. If I catch someone doin somethin bad on this thread before a mod or admin then I will personally tell you to leave my thread.
Sorry Eric, but that's not up to you. You can use the post report button just like anyone else, but handing out warnings is not your job, nor is deciding who can post in your thread.
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Old 07-11-2011, 08:02 AM
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Sorry Eric, but that's not up to you. You can use the post report button just like anyone else, but handing out warnings is not your job, nor is deciding who can post in your thread.
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Old 07-11-2011, 05:28 PM
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Sorry Eric, but that's not up to you. You can use the post report button just like anyone else, but handing out warnings is not your job, nor is deciding who can post in your thread.
Oh. I didn't mean that I have the power to suspend you from TB. Just enough to suspend you from my thread. I'll tell the mods or admin about the trouble you're causing.
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Old 07-11-2011, 06:01 PM
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I meant that as well- you can't suspend/forbid anyone from a thread you start. If a post report comes in from anyone, mods determine if the posts break the rules or not. Even if there is a problematic post, the poster is still almost always allowed to continue posting in the thread You can't tell anyone to leave it. Just so you're aware
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I meant that as well- you can't suspend/forbid anyone from a thread you start. If a post report comes in from anyone, mods determine if the posts break the rules or not. Even if there is a problematic post, the poster is still almost always allowed to continue posting in the thread You can't tell anyone to leave it. Just so you're aware
Still not exactly what I ment. 3 strikes= mod or admin member told. No posting for a week because you won't be able to post so in a way, I would be the reason for your suspension.
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Old 07-11-2011, 06:14 PM
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Still not exactly what I ment. 3 strikes= mod or admin member told. No posting for a week because you won't be able to post so in a way, I would be the reason for your suspension.
Nuh-uh. You'd just be pointing out the reason. So there, nanny-nanny-poo-poo. BTW, am I in?
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Old 07-11-2011, 06:26 PM
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Still not exactly what I ment. 3 strikes= mod or admin member told. No posting for a week because you won't be able to post so in a way, I would be the reason for your suspension.
You wouldn't get suspended/banned for a week for a single infraction. As you are unclear as to how it works, just make it simple and send a post report if a post breaks a rule- no silly "three strikes" thing or anything. Just like everyone else does on every other thread.
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Old 07-11-2011, 06:47 PM
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You wouldn't get suspended/banned for a week for a single infraction. As you are unclear as to how it works, just make it simple and send a post report if a post breaks a rule- no silly "three strikes" thing or anything. Just like everyone else does on every other thread.
Each strike gets reported. Yes. Everyone, including Bryan R Tyler, is in!
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