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Old 10-02-2006, 02:42 PM
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How do you prevent your guitar from being stolen?

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Put it in a bass case!

Thought that was funny
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Old 10-02-2006, 03:10 PM
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Hell, these days it seems like bassists have the more valuable equipment than most guitarists I've seen.
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Old 10-03-2006, 09:58 AM
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Hell, these days it seems like bassists have the more valuable equipment than most guitarists I've seen.
thats definitely the case in my band
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Old 10-03-2006, 10:15 AM
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When it comes to individual instrument and amp value, I definitely have more expensive gear - when it comes to total value of all gear the guitarplayers probaly eek me out by a little.
Me - 2 basses, Amp, Cab, POD - done.
Them - rack-mount effects, peddals out the wazoo + Line 6 shortboards, 3 electric + guits each 1 or 2 acoustics guits., etc...
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Old 10-03-2006, 10:31 AM
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thats definitely the case in my band
+1 Same here.
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Old 10-03-2006, 04:17 PM
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I'm the only one that invests any kind of money in the rock band i'm in. Atleast in the porno music group the guitar player has a diezel.
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Old 10-09-2006, 11:07 AM
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heh that was a good one..
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I'm the only one that invests any kind of money in the rock band i'm in. Atleast in the porno music group the guitar player has a diezel.
Yeah same here really.
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Old 10-15-2006, 09:11 AM
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Hell, these days it seems like bassists have the more valuable equipment than most guitarists I've seen.
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Old 10-17-2006, 02:12 PM
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Hell, these days it seems like bassists have the more valuable equipment than most guitarists I've seen.
Too bad it dosen't work the other way around....
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Old 10-18-2006, 09:15 AM
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Saw this in an FHM the other day..

How do you get the bass player off your front proch?

Pay him for the Pizza...

Well, I thought it was funny...
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Old 10-18-2006, 09:17 AM
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Saw this in an FHM the other day..

How do you get the bass player off your front proch?

Pay him for the Pizza...

Well, I thought it was funny...

I don't get that one either.... In my experience, it is usually the drummer then the guitarists that have low paying jobs...

So far all of these jokes suck.
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