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12-21-2006, 02:57 PM
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12-21-2006, 03:04 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Auburn, Washington | | | Hahahahah that's awesome!
I love The Onion. |
12-21-2006, 03:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sweden, Stockholm | | | But that article cant be real.. right? |
12-21-2006, 03:17 PM
| | I <3 Darkstar | | Join Date: May 2003 Location: Riverside, CA | | | No, it's not real. It's also pretty old, so much so that it's quite the classic. Still a great read through, and I'm sure many people still haven't read it, so great find!
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Check out my band while we are on tour! TBers are always on guestlist :) www.myspace.com/knockoutrock
^^ my band.
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12-21-2006, 04:52 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Canada! | | | Hahaha, that was funny... Too bad they arent real, they sounded pretty sweet
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12-21-2006, 05:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: north of chicago | | | lol, I liked the article about Bob Marley returning from the dead more, though
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12-21-2006, 08:35 PM
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12-23-2006, 07:45 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: South London, UK | | | I've never heard this story... great laugh!
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12-23-2006, 10:51 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Dartmouth N.S Canada | | Quote:
Originally Posted by s_u_y_*  I've never heard this story... great laugh! | 1+
hahaha
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12-23-2006, 11:00 AM
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christian rock hard!
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12-23-2006, 04:22 PM
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Very funny.
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12-25-2006, 09:08 AM
|  | Veteran Dispenser | | Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Newton, Mass | | I've posted this before but I think you guys will enjoy it and it is even somewhat on topic (loosely defined).
Lark News is best described as the Christian Onion. Some stuff is funnier if you have spent much time in a church; but other stuff would be pretty funny to anyone who has spent any time in a club or organization or committee at work.
"Bassist convinced he's the best musician in the worship band" http://larknews.com/september_2005/secondary.php?page=1
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12-25-2006, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Dave Grossman | That is very funny.
I kind of wish it was the drummer that was the clueless one - there must be more drummers than bassists on The Onion staff.
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12-25-2006, 10:28 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Oak Park, MI | | Quote:
Originally Posted by dangnewt I've posted this before but I think you guys will enjoy it and it is even somewhat on topic (loosely defined).
Lark News is best described as the Christian Onion. Some stuff is funnier if you have spent much time in a church; but other stuff would be pretty funny to anyone who has spent any time in a club or organization or committee at work.
"Bassist convinced he's the best musician in the worship band" http://larknews.com/september_2005/secondary.php?page=1 | That was cool stuff. I appreciated the story about "Spongebob checking into Exodus international". 
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12-25-2006, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by dangnewt | Haha, the problem is, that straddles the line between satire and reality. I could totally see that being true. 
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12-26-2006, 05:34 AM
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Originally Posted by burk48237 That was cool stuff. I appreciated the story about "Spongebob checking into Exodus international". | Glad you liked it. The Spongebob piece was brilliant.
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12-26-2006, 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Dave Grossman Haha, the problem is, that straddles the line between satire and reality. I could totally see that being true.
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IMO, the funniest stuff lives on that line.
I agree that it could be true - except, of course, in my worship band where the bassist is a humble guy with much to be humble about.
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12-27-2006, 01:35 AM
|  | No need to ask, he's a smooth... Moderator | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: West Midlands UK | | Quote: |
Then, during [the song] 'False Idol,' a gold cow rose from the stage and [lead singer and songwriter] Jack [Rhineman] beat the **** out of it with his guitar.
| Now that was funny.
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01-07-2007, 03:51 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Carolina | | | I loved this quote!
"Actually, Jack writes a lot of songs about chicks," Rolen continued. "'Your Love,' 'When You Return,' 'I Confess'... I don't know if they're all about the same girl or lots of different ones, but one thing's for sure: Jack loves the p*ssy."
The Onion is great.
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01-07-2007, 06:36 PM
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Sweden gets patrol bots! OMIGAWD! I'm moving to Sweden.
The Onion rocks!
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