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12-14-2008, 11:01 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Framingham, Massachusetts | | | bassist: uncyclopedia entry
i dunno if this has been linked before (probably) but i don't really care.. i'll bring it up (again) anyway. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bassist
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12-15-2008, 05:30 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Glasgow, Scotland | | Haha, good read! Hadn't seen that before. Thanks for brightening up my day 
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12-15-2008, 12:17 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Montreal | | | That's a great one; obviously written by a bassist. |
12-15-2008, 12:40 PM
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Brownchicken Browncow | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ | | love it 
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12-15-2008, 12:50 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Joinville, Brazil | | | Of course it was made by a bassist... no other person could... they even do not know the difference between guitar and bass
"Ow.. how beatiful you guitar... [pause] ... Why do it has only four string?" |
12-15-2008, 12:51 PM
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12-15-2008, 03:27 PM
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Mabye......
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12-15-2008, 03:57 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Newark, NJ | | | ROFL the bass one is just as funny...
"As Green Day bassist Mike Dirnt-Dirnt-Dirnt-Dirnt-Dirnt-Dirnt-Dirnt says,"
I'm dieing over here. |
12-15-2008, 07:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: New York, NY | | | "Bassist of the Millennium, John Entwistle and his Russian mail-order girlfriend Roger Daltrey"
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Originally Posted by bergy9650  i broke my g-string and scratched my nut... | |
12-16-2008, 10:28 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Boise, ID USA | | | It wouldn't be good if it weren't true.
1. No one else wants to.
2. You get gigs.
EXACTLY!
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12-16-2008, 11:48 PM
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12-17-2008, 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by thudfromafar | Obviously false: Everybody knows we're invisible and never get the girls. Even the guitarists know that, which makes me think the Wiki article must have been written by a drummer. |
12-17-2008, 08:04 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Memphis,Tn | | | Any article that starts "Designed by Cliff Burton and created by the true bass god and master Jaco Pastorius at the beginning of time..." must be good... |
12-18-2008, 02:09 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: St. Augustine, FL | | | I spend entirely too much time on unyclopedia and ytmnd lol.
But I remember in my last band I would try and write basslines that would require me to move the same time the lead guitarist would during his solos...just to get SOME praise from the ignorant who would just assume I was the one soloing. Heh. It worked on like three occasions. |
12-18-2008, 02:27 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Brisbane QLD Australia | | | Dream Theatre is apparently a famous bass player... "This page may contain factual material. In order to avoid the mental strain of processing this information, please add "in bed" to the end of each sentence as you read it aloud."
it can make things even funnier, eg. "As Green Day bassist Mike Dirnt-Dirnt-Dirnt-Dirnt-Dirnt-Dirnt-Dirnt says,"'in bed'
Bass guitar ( meaning "I can't drink more than 17 beers" in Urdu language )
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03-28-2009, 09:06 AM
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03-28-2009, 09:34 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: England | | I read the one about bass, but not bass players...
LOLed when I read this, "Even without lessons, and never having touched an instrument, you may already be overqualified to play in a punk band."  |
03-28-2009, 12:11 PM
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The shortage of bassists has been something of a boon for sad losers everywhere. In the olden days, dorks used to have to become engineers and programmers in order to have a chance at fame, fortune, and fabulous babes. In this new age of promise, even a nerdy, obese, slovenly oaf with body odor, lice, dandruff, and chronic halitosis, with the social skills of a table lamp and the IQ of a turnip, can be in-demand, successful, and lusted after. Just look at Wolfgang Van Halen. Rejoice!
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