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Old 01-20-2011, 05:41 PM
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The Bassist's 23rd Psalm

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The Bassist's 23rd Psalm (Author Unknown)

The Lord is my drummer- I shall not rush.

He maketh me lay out in tasteful places. He leadeth me beside cool meter changes. He restoreth my "one."

He leadeth me in the right repeats, For His name's sake.

Yea, though I read through the trickiest roadmaps I will fear no train wrecks, for You are with it. Your ride and Your snare, they comfort me.

You setteth up a solo for me in the presence of mine guitarists. You annointeth my lines with drive. My groove overflows.

Surely good feel and swing will follow me all the tunes of each set. And I will dwell in the pocket the whole gig long.

Amen.

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Old 01-20-2011, 05:53 PM
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YEP!
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Old 01-20-2011, 08:12 PM
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That was awsome. Truely put a huge grin on my face.
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Old 01-21-2011, 12:13 AM
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Yeah, me too...that's why I figured I'd share!
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Old 01-21-2011, 12:29 AM
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Nice!!!
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Old 01-21-2011, 12:48 AM
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Awesome!
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Old 01-21-2011, 05:28 AM
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Seems more like an ode to the drummer!
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Old 01-21-2011, 05:56 AM
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My drummer is a lovable idiot, but he keeps good time.
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Old 01-21-2011, 06:15 AM
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Old 02-08-2011, 02:21 PM
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amazing sir, just amazing
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Old 02-08-2011, 02:28 PM
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lol that's pretty good man
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