Two old bassist friends bump into each other in the street some years later .....
Basser1......'Hey man, how are you, long time no see, how are things?'
Basser2......'I'm having a terrible time, I've just split from my wife man'
Basser1.......'Oh man, that's news to me, sorry to hear about that'
Basser2.......'and then in the settlement she got the house....and even got the dog too
Basser1.......'I'm shocked, no-one has mentioned a single word about it.... what can I say'
Basser2.......'and then I was so stressed about it all that last Friday I completely F**ked my gig up
Basser1......'Oh yeah, I heard about that'.
