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Old 01-09-2013, 06:22 AM
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Bassists look too bored...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF7vghzj6pk
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Old 01-09-2013, 02:10 PM
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Haha nice. That's pretty funny.
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Old 01-09-2013, 02:25 PM
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Old 01-09-2013, 03:22 PM
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so true, haha. I'm guilty of some of those
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Old 01-09-2013, 03:35 PM
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I actually have more stage presence than anyone else in the band.
Oh, and that Blink-182 guy is a d*****bag.
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Old 01-09-2013, 03:39 PM
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I actually have more stage presence than anyone else in the band.
This is true of my band as well.
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Old 01-09-2013, 03:43 PM
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Old 01-09-2013, 03:45 PM
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Old 01-09-2013, 03:46 PM
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A good laugh!
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Old 01-09-2013, 03:49 PM
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I've really struggled to not talk to my drummer for the last few months since this came out.
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Old 01-09-2013, 03:50 PM
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I actually have more stage presence than anyone else in the band.
Oh, and that Blink-182 guy is a d*****bag.
Mark? I met him once and he seemed like a genuinely nice guy. Then again, I never really followed Blink so perhaps he's said or done some stuff I don't know about.
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Old 01-09-2013, 04:41 PM
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Old 01-09-2013, 05:44 PM
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"But what if I'm talking to the drummer about what we're going to do after the show while the singer and guitarists are having sex with groupies?"
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Old 01-10-2013, 01:46 AM
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Old 01-10-2013, 01:55 AM
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My guitarist and drummer are incrredibly boring onstage lol last week after the show photographer complained to me about moving around too much. I cant stand still and play...its an illness.
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Old 01-10-2013, 01:58 AM
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My stage presence level seems to be determined by what bass I'm playing. I jump around and move all over with my StingRay, but I tend to stay fairly planted with my Quantum. No clue why that is.
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Old 01-11-2013, 03:04 PM
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I actually have more stage presence than anyone else in the band.
Same here, I actually move on stage.

Best line," F@#$ your singer!"
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Old 01-11-2013, 05:57 PM
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That was rather entertaining. What's he say right at the end?
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Old 01-12-2013, 10:57 PM
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Best line," F@#$ your singer!"
LOL I laughed my arse off at that
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