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Old 03-22-2010, 08:31 PM
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...because their own car won't fit all of their gear.



Ranger pick-up. I can fit either my amp...or my guitar in the cab. And I am morally opposed to forcing either to ride in the bed.
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Old 03-22-2010, 08:33 PM
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Don't qualify. I use my Miata.
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Old 03-22-2010, 08:37 PM
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My gear is fine since I play electric. I have a Nissan Frontier crew cab. I put my combo and cab in the bed, but can squeeze them into the cab if it is foul out. My wife plays upright. We have a GEO prism with the front passenger seat removed. An amp, bass, and the two of us can fit with me driving, and her in the rear seat behind me.
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Old 03-22-2010, 08:42 PM
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not me. My wife just got a Cooper Mini and I am an electric-upright doubler.
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Old 03-22-2010, 08:44 PM
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My wife needs to get a license so she can drive ME home after my gig in my SUV.
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Old 03-22-2010, 08:45 PM
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I drive my parents' Kia minivan to band practice.
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Old 03-22-2010, 08:46 PM
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I hate driving my wife's F250 Crewcab Turbo Diesel... with the big ol' Bank's kit on it... way too big, and way too high to lift gear into.

I just traded in my Chrysler 300 for a Honda CR-V - it's got plenty of space for my rack, 410, and the small PA... and much easier to load!

My wife's tryin' to steal MY car! LOL
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Old 03-22-2010, 08:48 PM
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LOL!! Too funny! I have a Jetta and my wife has a Highlander and I have to take hers to gigs!
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Old 03-22-2010, 08:48 PM
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Old 03-22-2010, 08:50 PM
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Ranger pick-up. I can fit either my amp...or my guitar in the cab. And I am morally opposed to forcing either to ride in the bed.
S10s have bench seats that fold forward and you can fit a bass in a hard case behind it, which leaves plenty of room in the cab for most amps. Friends don't let friends drive Fords, etc.
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Old 03-22-2010, 09:02 PM
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Old 03-22-2010, 09:14 PM
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I can fit an 810, a bass, and a head into my prius. I'm a little nervous about my upright bass that I'm buying tomorrow. Hopefully it fits.
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Old 03-22-2010, 09:21 PM
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Oh snap, that's me!! I drive her RAV. It's pretty small and barely fits my Ampeg V4 and 412 cab.
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Oh snap, that's me!! I drive her RAV. It's pretty small and barely fits my Ampeg V4 and 412 cab.
I love my Dad's RAV-4. I want one with a stick shift. They have a lot of room, low load floor, four-wheel drive, they are excellent daily drivers, and most have privacy glass to hide my gear. Great vehicles.
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Old 03-22-2010, 09:45 PM
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Nnnnnnot me.....sorry. I can fit a 4x10, plus a 2x10, a rack, my bass, and all my other junk into the back of my Beetle. Amazing but true, no minivan required. A hatchback car will hold a LOT of stuff- Europeans have known this for years.

To the OP: maybe get a cap for the Ranger?
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Old 03-22-2010, 09:54 PM
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Make sure wife gets vehicle back without glitter/sparkle stuff on the seats, lipstick stains, panties, or anything else incriminating after a gig. Make it a part of your routine to clean up no matter how late it is or how tired you are after the show...
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My wife drives a VW Tiguan and I drive a Honda Element. I love my little gear hauler and it fits so much gear in it. No need to use the wife's ride.
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Old 03-22-2010, 11:51 PM
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Could fit my rig, drumkit, drummer... put the background singers in the trunk
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Old 03-23-2010, 12:02 AM
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guitars up front, practice amp in the trunk


Guitars, rack in the cab, and cabinet in the bed.

If working for a band, me, merchgirl, and soundguy up front, band in the back seat.

If on tour, Their stuff in the trailer, my stuff at home unless they need something then it's in the trailer too.

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Old 03-23-2010, 12:28 AM
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guitars up front, practice amp in the trunk


Guitars, rack in the cab, and cabinet in the bed.

If working for a band, me, merchgirl, and soundguy up front, band in the back seat.

If on tour, Their stuff in the trailer, my stuff at home unless they need something then it's in the trailer too.
YEA! ... what is that, a Nova?
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