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Figas 11-22-2012 06:54 AM

BassPuns
 
Don't know if anyone has done this yet (if so, delete this), but I find this essential and relevant.

I'll start:

There's no reason to play metal with a Les Paul bass. It's pointless.

Salamenster 11-22-2012 03:01 PM

I like Pokémon.

guitar ed 11-23-2012 08:59 AM

That's pretty low down.

edg

iiipopes 11-23-2012 09:02 AM

Bass players make the best lovers 'cause they know how to manipulate G...strings.

FloatingHogs 11-23-2012 06:08 PM

Wow.

What I'm trying to say is, bassically, these are really bad puns.

Bassist4Eris 11-23-2012 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iiipopes (Post 13486899)
Bass players make the best lovers 'cause they know how to manipulate G...strings.

Plus we go deeper.

nutso42 11-23-2012 07:01 PM

I was offered the chance to learn guitar or bass. I chose not to pick guitar.


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