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11-22-2012, 06:54 AM
Figas
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BassPuns
Don't know if anyone has done this yet (if so, delete this), but I find this essential and relevant.
I'll start:
There's no reason to play metal with a Les Paul bass. It's pointless.
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11-22-2012, 03:01 PM
Salamenster
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Location: European Mainland
I like Pokémon.
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#29 Switch-Hitters Club (the club for both bass and guitar players at more or less the same level!)
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11-23-2012, 08:59 AM
guitar ed
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Location: Campbell, KaliFornia
That's pretty low down.
edg
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Mediocre bass player club, member #208
(I am so bad I don't think I should belong)
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11-23-2012, 09:02 AM
iiipopes
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Bass players make the best lovers 'cause they know how to manipulate G...strings.
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11-23-2012, 06:08 PM
FloatingHogs
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Wow.
What I'm trying to say is, bassically, these are really bad puns.
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I have a feeling that Jerry would still be alive if Captain Pierce hadn't been forced to retire.
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11-23-2012, 06:10 PM
Bassist4Eris
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
iiipopes
Bass players make the best lovers 'cause they know how to manipulate G...strings.
Plus we go deeper.
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If human beings can't be trusted to govern themselves, how can they be trusted to govern each other?
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11-23-2012, 07:01 PM
nutso42
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I was offered the chance to learn guitar or bass. I chose not to pick guitar.
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