Best. Advice Column. Ever!

pharmakon · #1 08-26-2010, 01:37 PM

http://www.theonion.com/articles/ask...han-200,17963/

What instrument he plays is still up for grabs. I vote guitard

pharmakon · #2 08-26-2010, 01:37 PM

Whoops.. nm.. he's a drummer!

Yerf Dog · #3 08-26-2010, 01:44 PM

You can't argue with that kind of logic.

5string5fingers · #4 08-26-2010, 02:12 PM

I'm pretty sure the onion is a satire news page.

pharmakon · #5 08-26-2010, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 5string5fingers

I'm pretty sure the onion is a satire news page.

But it says "America's Finest News Source!"

billhilly66 · #6 08-26-2010, 02:21 PM

ya think?

dtaylor · #7 08-26-2010, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pharmakon

But it says "America's Finest News Source!"

It's satire and STILL America's Finest News Source!

MyWifeBoris · #8 08-29-2010, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pharmakon

But it says "America's Finest News Source!"

Most of your American News is satirical nonsense anyway, the government trying to brainwash you.

How else would they have blown up the twin towers with some alien bomb otherwise?